Elias E

supporting my 20 followers

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Remember kids if a stranger offers you drugs say thank you because drugs are expensive lmao

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Tip: if you ever want fresh french fries at McDonald’s ask for unsalted French fries that way they have to make a new batch for you

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So this mall security guard come up to me at Home Depot and tells me next time I go to a river to take the water mix it with honey and stay home for safety and good luck ...... guess I’ll do it I need to win the lottery and be safe while spending it #homedepot @esa_gorditaa

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I should be in a sitcom cause I always end up in weird fucked up situations @esa_gorditaa

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It’s Friday and Home Depot has been leaking since Monday #homedepot

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Yum

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At seis vecinos with @esa_gorditaa @seisvecinos

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It’s a Buffalo Wild Wings type of Sunday @BWWings

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When your job doesn’t have metal detectors so the alarm is just a decoration

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Why does used mayo expire when left out the fridge but unused mayo outside the fridge stays fresh ? #mystery

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When you have an Apple addiction 😓🤦🏻‍♂️

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#NewProfilePic

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There's nothing better then watching a short person try to reach a plate from the top shelf lmfao

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One thing high school successfully taught me was how to make good guesses I missed two weeks of class and we had a test on those two weeks

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I'm no saying I wanna be perfect but one day I want to be able to walk and not trip in front of strangers

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Damn

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Skinny doesn't feel as good as donuts taste #notskinny

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I can never tell if store employees are helpful or if i just look extremely suspicious