EA Don’t Help

We are a parody help account. Our ethos is to blame our consumers and never accept fault

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@HoneyProtons @EAFIFADirect @EASPORTSFIFA @EAHelp And you’ve lost 3

Cry more baby girl

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@HoneyProtons @EAFIFADirect @EASPORTSFIFA @EAHelp Imagine flexing how many followers you have on a social media platform, what are you? 12?

I assume you personally know and have met all of your 3,337 followers

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@SilvaSurfer20 @EAFIFADirect @EASPORTSFIFA @EAHelp Cry more princess

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@SilvaSurfer20 @EAFIFADirect @EASPORTSFIFA @EAHelp I beg to differ

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@elliotpeacey6 @EAHelp @Joe_Austin_1011 Yeah, well my brother is bigger than yours!

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@mwangiswai @EASPORTSFIFA @EAHelp Probably your internet

Reset your router

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@kobeydavidson_ @EAFIFADirect @EAHelp We were hoping Leeds fans would’ve forgotten by now

We thought you were going straight back down so couldn’t be bothered to add it

It’s a bit of a sh**hole

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@elliotpeacey6 @EAHelp @Joe_Austin_1011 Bad players blame the game!

Get good bro

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@officialjithi @EAHelp @EASPORTSFIFA $20?

Half price?!?

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@halogunfire @EAHelp Have you tried resetting your router?

We know this won’t actually work but we want you to buy next years game

If people stop buying our games, we might actually have to fix them

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@RuthlessJoe_ @EAHelp Wow! A happy customer

We don’t see that very often

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@tom_lisher @EAHelp Have you tried resetting your router?

We know this won’t actually work but we want you to buy next years game

If people stop buying our games, we might actually have to fix them

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@AnfieldRd2000 @HarryW_Grant @MrFUTAnalyser @EAHelp Go on... bring on your lawsuit

How do you think we get away with producing broken games?

We are untouchable!

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@mitchlacey @EAHelp Have you tried resetting your router?

We know this won’t actually work but we want you to buy next years game

If people stop buying our games, we might actually have to fix them

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@KevinMarcLenk @EAHelp That’s too long, if you don’t respond in under a minute we will deem your query resolved

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@itsbeckymay @EAHelp Have another go!

We take pride in ignoring our customers

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@officialjithi @EAHelp @EASPORTSFIFA We used to pride ourselves on our gameplay and overall experience

Now it’s all about the money

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@simsjinx @EAHelp Have you tried resetting your router?

We know this won’t actually work but we want you to buy next years game

If people stop buying our games, we might actually have to fix them

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@LFC_JoshWalton @EAHelp We didn’t make our billions by compensating people for our mistakes!

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@Rachel_R98R @EAHelp @OriginInsider Have you tried resetting your router?

We know this won’t actually work but we want you to buy next years game

If people stop buying our games, we might actually have to fix them