I’m Evan👾

Your mom’s favourite nephew. #GoHabsGo This is not a professional account please don’t take any of the stupidity seriously.................Dystopian dyslexia

[NHL @NHL]

TWICE AS NICE 🏆🏆 #NHLAwards

Nick Suzuki surprised Cole Caufield with the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy before Caufield surprised Suzuki with the Frank J. Selke Trophy. 😂

The Lady Byng Memorial Trophy is awarded for sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct and the Frank J.Selke Trophy is awarded to the top defensive forward.

[I’m Evan👾 @EAEZzz]

@GreeceIceHockey @GrumpaDotCA I know we all have Drouin in mind but it would be different this time around. No one would expect Laf to be THE guy. There’s already tons of pressure on Nick, Cole, and Lane. I’m not the biggest fan of his but he could fit in the system imo

[I’m Evan👾 @EAEZzz]

Young me was planning the dynasty after watching that goal

[x - bren @brenmidov]

Brendan Gallagher’s first career NHL goal…

[Julio @JulioHashem]

Watching an NHL game on TV in 2026

[I’m Evan👾 @EAEZzz]

You’re right Sid. They should’ve locked themselves away until training camp.

The team was celebrating with the Victoire. Don’t spread the Toronto toxicity.

They overachieved and are young. It’s healthy for them to have lives

[The Sid Seixeiro Show @sidseixeiroshow]

Some thoughts on the Habs leadership core being on full display at the Luke Combs concert in Montreal Saturday...

#sick #thesidseixeiroshow @Sid_Seixeiro

[TNT Sports U.S. @TNTSportsUS]

"I feel SICK." 🗣️

@HLundqvist was NOT a fan of the no goalie interference call on the first Canes goal of Game 5 👀

[I’m Evan👾 @EAEZzz]

God is good. All the time

[Alex Prompter @alex_verem]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[I’m Evan👾 @EAEZzz]

I want more goals but I also want Anderson to stay in net #GoHabsGo

[I’m Evan👾 @EAEZzz]

One benefit of Ai is the rebirth of the “behind the scenes”, and “the making of” content. Talented people showing you the process and the soul they put in their work

[/r/Habs @HabsOnReddit]

The Habs vibes just continue to be immaculate 😎

[I’m Evan👾 @EAEZzz]

He’s not under 5’10 so Greenway has no interest

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Wanting NO smoke 101

[Pierre LeBrun @PierreVLeBrun]

Seven games, all decided by one goal. The youngest team in the Stanley Cup playoffs, Canada’s lone team left, the Montreal Canadiens advances to the second round. The Tampa Bay Lightning are out in the first round for a fourth consecutive year. Crazy.

[I’m Evan👾 @EAEZzz]

Andrei Vasilevskiy with maybe the best save I’ve seen in years. Absolutely robbed Demidov on the power play. Wow

[The Who @TheWho]

'Twist And Shout' taken from the bands historic performance at the Isle Of Wight Festival.

[I’m Evan👾 @EAEZzz]

Josh PLAYOFFS Anderson
#GoHabsGo

[I’m Evan👾 @EAEZzz]

No way they got a call right

[I’m Evan👾 @EAEZzz]

Corey Perry loves going after the smallest guy in the ice

[Knievel  @fellachance]

Per Martin Leclerc article, since 1994, only 3 teams have had a "Trifecta" - a 100pts player, a 50 goals scorer and a 70pts dman - The 23-24 Oilers and Avalanche and now the 25-26 Canadiens, as the youngest team in the league when this season started. Absurd stuff.

#gohabsgo