Eddie Escobar

Father, husband, political enthusiast, sarcastic, @marlins & @FCBarcelona fan! Enjoying my time on Earth n willing to work with others to make it better!

[Eddie Escobar @EAEscobar_Miami]

@NoodleHairCR7 It’s alphabetical dude, OBVIOUSLY 🙄

[Eddie Escobar @EAEscobar_Miami]

@3four3 He’s just charging the batteries bro, chill… he got them Drax skills 😂

[Eddie Escobar @EAEscobar_Miami]

@claudeai I have not been able to use Claude in 2 days. Every time I open the app, resubmit my last task, it tells me I have exceeded my time. I closed the app yesterday evening, turned it in this morning, resubmitted, says I have a 5-hour waiting period, why?!?!

[Eddie Escobar @EAEscobar_Miami]

@_onlyscott Lucas Digne, Samuel Umtiti, Abidal, Thuram, Griezmann, lots more

[Eddie Escobar @EAEscobar_Miami]

@UTDIMole Rakitic

[Eddie Escobar @EAEscobar_Miami]

@elonmusk Absolute BS! People aren’t having kids cuz it’s so damn expensive to live. It’s affecting “first world” countries first. Not to mention AI is killing so many jobs, what is the point of even “maintaining population size”?! To keep humans ENSLAVED to a poor working class life

[Eddie Escobar @EAEscobar_Miami]

@DM__MIA I agree with you on everything here. Not to give the marlins an out but the death of Jose Fernandez completely derailed us when we were starting to click and we had lots of good players under cheap contracts. We’ll never know how that could have turned out, felt very ‘03esque

[Eddie Escobar @EAEscobar_Miami]

@IMCFTraveller Anybody who is the best at what they do gets to dictate the terms, conditions, if, when, how, etc… the best actors, surgeons, educators, entrepreneurs, architects, athletes, etc… you are either a fool or blind if you don’t recognize that, for your sake I hope the latter.

[Police The Police 2.0 @PoliceThePolic1]

🚨 Spiteful cop uses Flock cameras to track a rider, then storms a family’s home with no warrant and arrests a mom in front of her kids and the sheriff’s office still says he did nothing wrong.

Full video on YT
Video by @johnbryanesq

[Eddie Escobar @EAEscobar_Miami]

@elconejopwns @EricLDaugh Sorry to hear that. Going to probably take about 6 mo for the different airlines to cover the gaps in routes/create efficiencies but we either live in a free market economy or we don’t. Also, this closure is due to JET FUEL PRICES. No war, no problem getting on your flight

[Vfynn_🥷🏼 𐙚 @Vfynn_]

🚨🗣️ Thierry Henry on why the rules in the UEFA Champions League seem inconsistent whenever FC Barcelona are involved:

“Listen… I’m sitting here watching these two pictures and I’m genuinely asking myself — are we watching the same sport or is there a secret rulebook that only gets pulled out when Barcelona are playing in the Champions League?

Look at the first one. [First picture] Involving Dembele and Davies where the ball hits his body, flicks up and brushes his arm. According to IFAB’s own handball law: if the ball hits another part of the body first and then the arm, it’s generally NOT a handball. Clear as day. But what happens? Penalty to PSG. Straight up given.

Now flip to the second picture. [Second picture] Gavi is literally hits the ball directly to the goal post in the box, an Atletico player is flying through the air, arms everywhere, ball hits the hand in the middle while’s trying to intercept the challenge… and silence. Nothing. Not even a look from the referee. Play on.

Same competition. Same competition stage. Same handball rules supposedly. But somehow the standard changes depending on who is wearing the Blaugrana.
Why is the rule suddenly flexible when Barcelona are involved? Why does the interpretation become stricter against us and mysteriously lenient when others do the exact same thing — or even worse?

I’ve been in this game a long time. I know referees are human. But this isn’t human error anymore. This is selective application. One team gets the “letter of the law”, the other team gets the “spirit of the game” nonsense that conveniently goes against them.

Fans are not stupid. We see it. Year after year in the Champions League, the rules feel random… until you notice the pattern. When it’s Barcelona, suddenly the IFAB guidelines grow legs and start doing gymnastics.

Keep the same standard for everybody or stop pretending there is one.
This is why people are angry. This is why trust in the game is dying.
If it was your club, you’d be fuming too.”

[Eddie Escobar @EAEscobar_Miami]

@ScottJenningsKY Pelosi’s husband, Gov. Shapiro, Louisville Mayor Greenberg, Gabby Giffords, where is your outrage against political violence in general? Shame on you for being a partisan hack, and adding to the culture of ignoring your party’s political violence because it’s convenient and LAZY

[Eddie Escobar @EAEscobar_Miami]

@MLFootball 1) drinking or not does not determine role model status, 2) it’s a beer, and for all we know it could have been one with 0% alcohol 🤷‍♂️, 3) speak to your kids about how you want them to behave/act instead of expecting celebrities else to raise them/set standards, stop being lazy

[Eddie Escobar @EAEscobar_Miami]

@illsaywutiwant @YoFriesWithThat @elonmusk 😮‍💨 ok let’s play your game. By this same logic, no election is valid until the rules reset, thereby the President and ALL other elected officials vacate. Rules are broken for everybody, yet I’m guessing you didn’t complain when R’s won, correct? Shameless, unpatriotic drivel

[Eddie Escobar @EAEscobar_Miami]

@jweinsierWPLG @newschica While I do like your reporting, if you got any closer, you’d be hugging her 😂 strange that there wasn’t a more robust security detail in place. Have you interviewed former mayor Gimenez as I believe it was his admin that made the purchase and get delivered during hers.

[Eddie Escobar @EAEscobar_Miami]

@illsaywutiwant @YoFriesWithThat @elonmusk While I appreciate your attempt to pivot to something we’re NOT discussing, I need you to focus here. More Virginians approved this measure, regardless of what the cute map visuals show. There could be 20 people in one box and 20,000 in another.

[Eddie Escobar @EAEscobar_Miami]

@YoFriesWithThat @elonmusk Yes, yes they did. This is called VOTING and the MAJORITY of the people of the state voted for this. Just because there is a ton of rural areas that paint a map mostly red, doesn’t not mean anything nefarious or suspicious about the results. Cities have more ppl than farms 🤷‍♂️

[Eddie Escobar @EAEscobar_Miami]

@TexasCowgrl1111 It is inflation; You pay an increase in taxes because the cost of delivering the same services to the public year after year rises. It’s easier to calculate an increase in theoretical value because we have lots of THAT data than constantly adjust the mill which is contentious

[Eddie Escobar @EAEscobar_Miami]

@sundvlpwr @WallStreetApes Trump university was a business, how was that run? Oh right, into the ground! Trump steaks? Trump’s casinos? 👀

How about Red Lobster? Sprinkles cupcakes? Party City? Joann Fabrics? Oh right but the private sector is ALWAYS the answer 🙄😂