hot tea

[HowlingDisneyAdult @Paynuspain]

You used to be able to get the Jack in the Box foam head to put on your car antenna. That’s another thing they took from us.

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @mskmalibu]

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

Stopped dating older men cause they’ll send you texts like “Is there a reason I’m not hearing from you?”

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

people think writing is about being smart but actually it's about being honest which is way harder

[⚭ @lekimgym]

You need to touch saltwater sometimes
not always grass.

[arson🌂 @desi0re]

I love when a man is funny

[cali @calithedonnn]

i think very highly of myself, not out of ego but because of growth. i know exactly what it took for me to become me.

[andrés @andresmiguer]

it's time to get more aggressive about the life you want

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[Dani 💸 @alcisnerosfan]

You all smoke way too much weed i get through a third of a joint and my hair starts feeling like a hat

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

i can promise you merriam, my j is loud

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

When you break up but you’re both emotionally intelligent.

[ૐ @BirkinAura]

i love growing into a sexier more sensual body, noticing the span of my hips and the fullness of me. i feel like the moon, deeply divine and feminine

[misa! @misak1nz]

they hate when you’re pretty and bubbly

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

me not stoned five minutes ago: i am the weirdest person alive and i feel weird:
me, now, stoned: plan a heist, diva !

[IG: @MSHEATHERROSE Heather Rose 🦋✨🦄 @MsHeatherRoseee]

My greatest flex is when the dust settles. Everyone realizes I was never lying or hating. Just telling the truth.

[claire @poopandpee333]

Gay for the money I’m a baggot