Earthy Speedways

hi

[Earthy Speedways @EARTHYSWS]

@DallasPayday3_2 Cool, now let's look at PAYDAY 2's playercount in year 1, 2 and 3.

Huh, that's weird, the game was profitable, the Recent Reviews weren't stuck in the Mixed, and we didn't have to come up with insane excuses over it! And it wasn't bots!

Stay mad Van Rootselaar.

[Earthy Speedways @EARTHYSWS]

@UnntIIgbI @PAYDAYGame How about the woman they fired while she was on MATERNITY LEAVE? The RPK tease is so old, she might have worked on it.

[Earthy Speedways @EARTHYSWS]

@PAYDAYGame So why are skills that affect all throwables put in the column dedicated to the Frag grenade? There is already another column that concerns all throwables, so why split it all?

Looks like Skills 2.0 needs a Skills 3.0 before it can make sense.

[Earthy Speedways @EARTHYSWS]

@SimonViklund Also needs to be a maybe 2 to 3db louder? There's too much of a gap between the end of the sentence and the ramping up of the music, it's not kind to the ear.

[Earthy Speedways @EARTHYSWS]

@SimonViklund I'd say it should have more distortion and other ghostly effect, like a creepy haunted VHS found in the dumpster of Freddy's Pizzeria. Pitch changing half-way, getting lower, like "Dₒ yₒᴜ ᴋɴow wh𝔸𝕋 𝕋𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕀𝕥 𝕚𝕚𝕚𝕤", maybe some classic VHS deterioration near the end.

[Earthy Speedways @EARTHYSWS]

@PAYDAYGame PAYDAY(: The Heist) came out on October 20th 2011. You couldn't even get the date right!

https://t.co/eQQgpFxyah

[Earthy Speedways @EARTHYSWS]

Hello PAYDAY Twitter man!! @PAYDAYGame

Are you excited for the #PUBG #Worldcup?
Can't wait for the PUBG x #PAYDAY collab!!! xoxo

[Earthy Speedways @EARTHYSWS]

@almirlisto @pdLucky13 Wait until you see what crazy PAYDAY things we'll make in PUBG: Battle Grounds in 2025!

[Earthy Speedways @EARTHYSWS]

@TheKknowley then again if I was John Epic Games I would not trust SBZ with anything, not even their own IP. They've done nothing good in a decade lmfao.

[Earthy Speedways @EARTHYSWS]

@TheKknowley So us "baseless haters" predicted something like this would happen. With Epic. Not PUBG.

SBZ bent over and gladly presented the PAYDAY IP to Epic Games with U237 and later with PAYDAY 3, it was baseful to think they'd have some kind of emergency plan

with Epic.

Not PUBG.

[Earthy Speedways @EARTHYSWS]

@RedArcherLive So no playing it "to death"?

[Earthy Speedways @EARTHYSWS]

@PAYDAYGame Correction: the game designer who designed armor 1.0 and left it to rot for an entire year while he was game director is working on armor 2.0.

Wooptydoo.

[Earthy Speedways @EARTHYSWS]

@PAYDAYGame We're past one year since release and none of the above has improved. Most are not even mentioned in Operation Medicbag. Well done to you.

[Earthy Speedways @EARTHYSWS]

@PAYDAYGame Firemode selector? I guess it wasn't in OTWD so it's not in PD3 either.
Bots? Still do not revive each other (in a co-op game).
Progression system? Completely nuked, instead of taking inspiration from PDTH's challenge system, you removed any and all mid-heist challenges.

[Earthy Speedways @EARTHYSWS]

@DANNYonPC @PAYDAYGame They would have to communicate with their players without going through people with massive egos like Doctor Game Director Knowitall or the sellouts.

[Earthy Speedways @EARTHYSWS]

@TheKknowley People who are in denial of its state like Sydch?
People who only play it for the sake of generating views?
People who only play it to record footage of it to crap all over it?

At this point, they're trying to please a majority they haven't pleased yet. Almost everyone.

[Earthy Speedways @EARTHYSWS]

@TheKknowley This is probably not the Optimus Prime inspirational speech you were looking for considering the small amount of players that remain.

A majority of those who tried it have stopped.

The reviews are majorly negative.

Who are "those who love Payday 3 as it is"?

[Earthy Speedways @EARTHYSWS]

@Enbyeon_ yeah, you never know, evil could be lurking.