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ENTER THE EARTH

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It’s always the right time to invest in solar

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Only women should be allowed to talk about UFOs and cryptids I just don’t believe men

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Only women should be allowed to talk about UFOs and cryptids I just don’t believe men

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@sami_landri Bouillon Chartier for big loud French resto dinner 🍽️ c le mieuxxxxx

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AI and the myth of perogies

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Elated by reports AI has been used to decode and translate sperm whale songs into something akin to human language - à finite acoustic inventory producing à generative system with effectively unlimited expressive range. I hope we can all speak with them soon.

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Thé baguette turned into a snake on my arm, and then I knew spring was coming

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I am a floating brain stem in a sea of ikea products - I long to smash the kallax that suffocate my jovial spirit at every turn

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You know what I want you to wear… the dress you yeeted me

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Who the HELL is Ted Lasso and why do I suspect he is most likely one of Iron Age Europe’s insanely well preserved & notorious Bog Bodies

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Thé winds of change never accounted for the urban wind tunnel of protectionism

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Feeling passive in thé Alps! Is this how Mary Shelley felt…

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I’ve written the next great American theatre piece! It’s titled: Gossip Harbour, and it is a tale about a man filled with hubris who steals most of the blanket at night from his wife. It will star Debra messing and whoever played will

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I am forever haunted by the vibes of Jaws 3

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The SINISTER nature of canoe portaging won’t fool me - I’ll simply swim through the salmon spawning grounds…

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Sinkholes be damned, go ahead! Engulf me!

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Ylang ylang ain’t got nuthin on me! I have seen the face of Sabrina carpenter and hell follows with it

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Hitting up the Paris Brandy Melville as I type this!! I am brimming with potential and have a lust for life.

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I’ve only met 3 gay people in my life. One of them was God.

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Dragonfruit. A cultural delicacy if you’ve ever been to Starbucks. I have not. How is it?

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I’m sorry Pam