Ivan Romanski

Beat reporter for the @SlavesEASHL and @PorcelainBowls. Born in Moscow 🇨🇿 Yonkers 📍@TSNBobMckenzie is my idol 👍Any insider information welcome in the DMs 🙈

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@PorcelainBowls 3 games 19 points??? We’re u guys playing against a make a wish team??

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@PorcelainBowls @BobbyBumsauce19, @slimgym_nine, and Kevin Hamilton reading this tweet with high 800 CRs

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@BobbyBumsauce19

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Slaves up big tonight. After 2 games: Hamilton-14 points, Harrold-12 assists, Steve-7 one timer goals. #KeepYourHeadUpKid #GymJonesHockeySchool

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Slaves lose their final match of the night 6-0 to the 8th ranked team in the world after holding them to 1-0 through the first 2 periods. Their defenseman, -. Barzal, currently holds the highest CR in the world with 1,340.
The Slaves vowed to shower on behalf of Barzal tonight.

[Bobby @BobbyBumsauce19]

@HeyBarber eashl #howtogoalie this is how it’s done in the real leagues buddy

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#BellLetsTalk

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PHOTO: Hamilton scores off a rebound from Bumsauce with 0.7 seconds left in the third to secure a 2-1 victory.

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@BowlsNumber1Fan Saucy Steve reported to me earlier this month that his favourite film, is in fact, Suicide Squad. Thoughts?

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@SlavesEASHL Captain, Kevin Hamilton, spoke to me after the second game. He said that Bumsauce got the squad fired up before overtime by "repeatedly beating his member against the bowls logo on the wall inside dressing room."

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Slaves take the 3 game series 2-0. Time on attack and shots in favour of the Bowls. Bowls sacrifice 4 goals against to tripping penalties. Could've went either way for both teams.

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Slaves take the 3 game series 2-0. Time on attack and shots in favour of the Bowls. Bowls sacrifice 4 goals against to tripping penalties. Could've went either way for both teams.

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Unconfirmed source confirms that @BobbyBumsauce19 is in alleged talks with @PorcelainBowls following the "incident" between Hamilton and Steve. Turns out it was a 3-sided conversation. Not sure what this means about the future of the @SlavesEASHL

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Tensions flaring in the Slaves dressing room as GM/Owner/Alternate Captain Saucy Steve threatens to change the jerseys and brand of the Slaves.

Captain Hamilton reported he'd walk if Steve goes through with the jerseys.

Sources say Hamilton has been in contact with GM LSB 👀

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@bowlsheadscout Hamilton laid 2 #hipchecks late in the third period to stand up for his bruised teammates. That's a #leadership move on his part. #OCaptainMyCaptain

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Jones*, as in @slimgym_nine

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Slaves injury report after tonight's game:
Hamilton: Grade 3 Concussion, completely torn MCL, 4 broken ribs.
Bumsauce: Grade 3 concussion, 2 dislocated shoulders, shattered ankle.
Jokes: Grade 3 concussion, broken jaw, compound fractured tibia.

[Gym Jones #GJ9 @slimgym_nine]

What a year for #GymJonesNine and @SlavesEASHL #FearTheWhip. Check out my #Skilltage from 2018 - there was certainly #BloodInMyWater, how about yours? My New Years resolution is to #GetBetter.

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Bobby Bumsauce yelled, “There you go!” Gym Jones gave a look of pleasant surprise. Kevin Hamilton belted, “We got a fucking squad now.” And before Saucy Steve hit the locker room door, ex-EASHL star Jesus Harrold hugged him & said, “Y’all look so different.”

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After tucking 5 glitch goals and tea-bagging the ice for the last 2 minutes in a 5-2 win against a top 500 team, Hamilton has received a very inappropriate message. Hamilton has reported that his "feelings are hurt," and that he's "glad [he] did what it took to get the W."

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@SlavesEASHL hell yeah brother, cheers from Yonkers