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#NHL18 EA Parody acct (legal purposes)

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New CS starts today: All-Star edition. Master sets are Lemieux/Yzerman/Fedorov with the master being Gretzky!!!

Hahahahaha just kidding, you will never get this!!!

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@_jatty239 Make a avi pic, tweet something, make it look like you care about twitter. Your page is just sad.

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@_jatty239 The Twitter avi pic is useful to 100% of the people who view your profile. If you’re gonna make an alt at least give it an attempt bro.

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Hope you’re all liking your Christmas rewards. We would’ve given everyone 95 Chris Neil’s but figured, meh why do that when we could give you useless players instead?!

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@andrewhockey13 Trying to find your point

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@larchejake Wait so 86+ isn’t a 94? Just cause you haven’t pulled an 87 base gold card yet doesn’t mean us letting you think you can pull something higher is wrong..... take the free base gold card and shut the fuck up.

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@Cbabs16 Bro, stop fucking crying and get good.

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Look, we have a small staff & everyone’s counting by hand as to how many people helped light up the lights. By the 11th were probably just gonna say fuck it & give everyone a legend.

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@RkbBurke @iDarkHybrid Were sorry to hear that.

Just kiddingggg not really we don’t give a fuck dude.

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Guys guys, relax about the servers being down. We’re trying to calculate how many Christmas lights you’ve lit up & it’s taking a lot of our servers to try to refuckulate the flux capacitor. So just sit back and enjoy not being Ice tilted, ok?

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@RiggleyTV Jump in the delorean and head back in time than.

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@RevivedLegacyYT Every 12 hours now shut up

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Just so all you twats know, servers are gonna be down until 12/29/17 @ 2PM PST!!

Enjoy the evo re-release suckers.

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@sn1p3arella Banned.

Now you suck it.

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If you purchased mass bronze plus packs yesterday and made a shitload of coins, Merry Christmas. We’re changing that quicksell value though, don’t worry.

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@ScoobyRooney86 Yea that all sounds great, but expansion mode doesn’t sell packs and put money in our pockets. So, play more HUT buy more packs.

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We know you guys want a top player for Christmas so light up those lights so we can get you a poppin fresh Chris Niel!!

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@stu_catz1 Funniest part about this is that you said this last year too. Yet, you bought the game and have probably spent $1000 easy on it. #SuckOurCocksBud

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@EASPORTSNHL HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Man this sounds eerily familiar to this company that makes video games..... I mean, I could be wrong but it’s like “why build gold collectibles when we can just put them in packs only that people need to buy? GENIUS!!!” - @EASPORTSNHL https://t.co/uiVJLfPsfH