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Crashing more times than Lindsey Lohan's career, slow, lazy, heskey loving, parody account. #FUT

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It's definitely me. #easervers

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@KieranIp because David Cameron took all my money.

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@jose_ben7 😇😇😇

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@MiloDaDon2Real yes, as Down as Akon once sung.

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@Renosbasedgod they see me Rollin' they hatin' patrolling and tryna catch me CRASHING dirty 🎶

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OFFICIAL: FIFA 15 launch trailer has been delayed until 11pm GMT #E3 #FIFA15 #feelthegame

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@RJThompson_ hahahahaha your money tastes good

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@davidhumejr no. No. And no.

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@KSIOlajidebt I'm down on sepp blatter

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@hsd_97 I love you too baby

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@Yondon5Yondon @soccer_probs_ delightful young man

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#ThingsThatUpsetAdamLallana When Mark Clattenburg starts throwing shapes..

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Have a merry Christmas!! But a shit time on fifa.

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@completethreat only for you

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All I want for Christmas is to ruin your Christmas. #EAservers #FUT #FIFA

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@Fabie2424 I'm still in bed.

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@jordan_hodson #yolo

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@fitz_ed13 it's my pleasure darling

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@DastardlyJabby goodnight

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Hide yo kids, hide yo coins!