yap queen

i like soggy fries and shitty men

[sam🎮 @blanks_sj]

me & my long distance girlfriend

[Raksha @caraksha103]

My manager asked me what I am working on.
Honestly, leaving.

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ngl if we dating only one of us can be on twitter and its gone be me

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Sorry for being such a bitch yesterday i havent had an ice cream cone in like 4 days

[Rach A @RachAvvqg]

I'll never forget the look on the cashier's face when she scanned the packet of bird seed and I asked her how long it takes for the birds to grow once I plant them.

[omoge. @KhloeUmoh]

Made a list in my journal titled, ‘I like the way I feel when…’, and it’s a list of nice things I do for myself so I’m reminded to reach for them when I want to feel better.

[Garco @garcoxgang]

You ever have a day at work where you get home and immediately start working on your resume? 😭

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

mfs in high school was sneakin into different lunch periods like it was the club

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’m strange but friendly so people tell me things

[ashe @ashebytes]

you've gotta be more afraid of wasting your life than embarrassing yourself

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

“disgustingly educated”. that is the goal for me

[kd @kdlovrr]

do you remember when we were all at school and we were all silly

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fuck that guys groceries are way cooler than mine

[kat @yslnadi]

#womeninmaledominatedfields

[miia @miiagarro]

yall seriously need to stop giving men the benefit of the doubt and start doubting the benefit of the man

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

people who say “reecies piecies” should not be allowed to vote

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

nah this gotta be the most kill yourself friday

[salina @bambinasalina]

people who drink milk by itself are so interesting to me

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

whoever first decided that talking to yourself is weird was literally just a hater