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⠀⠀𝐔𝐍𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐄, 𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐘.
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ࣪ ˖ 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐄𝐒. @EATMYDVST]

https://t.co/gtbUrxueA0

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ࣪ ˖ 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐄𝐒. @EATMYDVST]

" I don't remember dying recently - but then again, god i wish i would be in a permanent state of utter nothingness. "

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ࣪ ˖ 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐄𝐒. @EATMYDVST]

" Uh? Sorry- i didn't hear anything. " In a split second he went back home, changed and even grabbed a snack.

" What. "

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ࣪ ˖ 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐄𝐒. @EATMYDVST]

" The correct term is ' twink '. No need to apologize for your ignorance, i know you deeply are ashamed of your general stupidity.

As for my mouth, it runs faster than i could when you are around. If i was you i'd watch my back. "

[Rogue @C0WGlRL]

“I thought it was just a form of exercise…But I’m sure you get enough of that merely running…And with your mouth running laps…No wonder you’re still a twig.”

Namor teased him…cause yeah, Namor had jokes…sometimes.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ࣪ ˖ 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐄𝐒. @EATMYDVST]

" Around 0.0000002seconds after i came to life. "

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ࣪ ˖ 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐄𝐒. @EATMYDVST]

dearest sibling.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ࣪ ˖ 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐄𝐒. @EATMYDVST]

pietro django ' i have no self-esteem but i still act like a god to be worshipped 24/7 ' maximoff

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ࣪ ˖ 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐄𝐒. @EATMYDVST]

" Do i look like the kind of person to seek relaxation and whatever self-respect and love might mean?

you are HYSTERICAL. '

[Rogue @C0WGlRL]

“Why are you asking me? Don’t you live on the surface? I figured you’d be the one more keen on knowing such things.”

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ࣪ ˖ 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐄𝐒. @EATMYDVST]

" Both. " at least he could be genuine when asked the exact question his mind had been waiting for. So good point for Namor, good job.

" Cease acting so bothered. "

[Rogue @C0WGlRL]

Cue Namor crossing his arms…a slow shake of his head.

“You can be quite the nusicance, Pietro. Did you want something? Or just seeking my attention again?”

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ࣪ ˖ 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐄𝐒. @EATMYDVST]

what the fuck is even yoga.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ࣪ ˖ 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐄𝐒. @EATMYDVST]

NO SHE DOES NOT?! SHE WALKS TO THE NEAREST BAKERY AND ORDERS BREAD ONLY TO COME BACK HOME AND DO ' YOGA '

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ࣪ ˖ 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐄𝐒. @EATMYDVST]

No sign of anger? Very well, he shall come and and offer an insolent smile along with a wave.

Ah, Pietro knows just how privileged he is.

[Rogue @C0WGlRL]

He is lucky that Namor doesn’t totally hate him…

Otherwise…He’d quite possibly be mad…and kill him.

But…

The Quick one is rather…likable at times.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ࣪ ˖ 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐄𝐒. @EATMYDVST]

Excuse him while he... slaps the back of @WarOnTheWaves's head before running away!

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ࣪ ˖ 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐄𝐒. @EATMYDVST]

WHAT?!

OH PLEASE, HE TOO CAN DO CARD TRICKS.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ࣪ ˖ 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐄𝐒. @EATMYDVST]

BECAUSE HE NEEDS MORE NUTRIENTS THAN HER, HE RUNS 24/7 WHILE SHE WAVES HER HANDS AROUND.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ࣪ ˖ 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐄𝐒. @EATMYDVST]

At this point he hasn't got a clue if Magneto truly is his father, if Wanda truly is his twin, if Lorna even is related to him --

all he known is that 𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐍 𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ࣪ ˖ 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐄𝐒. @EATMYDVST]

She can go to hell, too. NOTHING STOPS PIETRO DJANGO MAXIMOFF FROM CONSUMMING SUGAR.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ࣪ ˖ 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐄𝐒. @EATMYDVST]

He has eaten all of the candies.

Fuck them kids.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ࣪ ˖ 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐄𝐒. @EATMYDVST]

I CAN HANDLE A MACHINE THAT HASN'T BEEN UPDATED SINCE THE DEATH OF STEVE JOBS.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ࣪ ˖ 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐄𝐒. @EATMYDVST]

|| . . . oh no i think i gave pietro homophobic homosexual vibes :(

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ࣪ ˖ 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐄𝐒. @EATMYDVST]

DON'T YOU DARE-