Zetina, with a z

Father to two cats and one dog. all thoughts and opinions are my own.

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Just learned about silkies and dang they might be just like me.

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Texting Kendall cat videos from across the subway in NYC at 11pm

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At least now I know I could take almost any 60+ year old in a fight

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Intermezzo be like

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

her: talk to me while you in it

me: i really appreciate u for letting me do this

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Is Moo Deng especially cute? Or is she just an average baby hippo with good PR?

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Kendall better keep an eye out this year

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Unbelievably sad I missed this

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I have a theory that everyone operates on their own frequency of awkwardness, and people’s frequencies can either cancel each other out and make them not awkward together or they can amplify each others awkwardness to new heights.

[NAOMI 🐇 @BUNNYEXPLODER]

phones should have a “please disturb” mode to let all my contacts know they should be paying attention to me

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Everyone that’s ever let JD Vance crash at their place must be asking themselves the same questions right now.

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Losing the respect of the true Mountain Dew drinkers and the adults at the same time, a crushing misstep for JD.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Vance: I had a Diet Mountain Dew yesterday and one today. I'm sure they will call that racist.

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I need to have a garage sale except I just have people come look at all the Tupperware in my house and take back whatever is theirs.

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Waiting for Kendrick or Drake to drop a new diss track like

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This feels like an SNL skit where they’re rapping about how privileged their lives have been.

[The Post Millennial @TPostMillennial]

Tom MacDonald and Ben Shapiro collab for “FACTS” rap song

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would have been like if I stuck to the Gym Tan Laundry lifestyle.

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Unbelievably sad I missed this

[Kyante Wilson 🦍 @kyantewilson_]

Who is everybody’s victim today?

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Young people get flack for walking around looking at their phones but older people should get more flack for walking around looking at everything.

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Did the Oregon Trail actually take any skill or did random things just happen? (Game not history)

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I know it’s basic, but I’m pretty into the alkaline smart water lately

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Me ever since I saw Dune 2 was delayed