Edward 𓅇 Allibi

lightweight brand is strong. falcon cultist. do not perceive me

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I never post here because this account exists almost entirely for lurking but LOOK WHAT I GREW:

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

This deserves an Oscar.

[here’s something @ive_arc]

This edit has no business being this high quality

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@BobTheBaptist Ask him and Carl Falseman "if I were to ask the other Carl which soteriology leads to salvation, what would he say?"

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@FalconryFinance Dang, I feel bad for the baby now

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@esaagar The trick is to live in Tennessee, with no income tax, and buy groceries across the border in Kentucky, where the sales tax is way, way lower.

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@PerthshireMags Ironically it's probably pretty easy to get a chai with phlegm if you talk to the barista correctly

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@PerthshireMags The four classical elements

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@DraftyBastard And yet this is easily the cleanest, most well put together one of these I've ever seen. Not even close.

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@awesomerobots @FalconryFinance I mean, I'll say you're all invited, but I don't know what *she'll* say about it

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@PhyreGoldMAJIC @helthcareDOTgov But...what do *they* get out of it? Like what's the upside to spending real money on imaginary shit? Is there a market for a giant digital NFT museum that's worth spending actual cents on?

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@ApprovedNews6 don't make me root for the TSA

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@apogaeon oh shit was i supposed to be doing that

[Blue @bluelad89420]

If I hit 1K followers I will do nothing and change nothing

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@Sulfurish The standard of parent-as-lifelong-maid is fucking abysmal. But as long as there's one parent who's willing to shame the others over it, it seems to propagate...

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@LibraryDust80 Tennessee fans could dream once...

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@fatratpokemon he's a Nice Boy from a Nice Family (acanthaceae)

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@HappyWeirdos69 but did. you smoke. the Drywall

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@notliamanders0n @doctorow Next episode: the engineering disaster of capitalist forms of art production and distribution

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@Very__Regular I do believe "hoagie-mouthed" is the most evocative new hurtful descriptor I've heard in years. What a breakthrough in roasting technology you've made here. What's hockey