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1/8th cryptid and terrible, horrible chucklefuck
Alt is @Agent3921 | Member of @thegaragesband | He/they

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Unique promiscuity of a hamster ova?

Are we slut shaming eggs now??

Slut eggs???

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@A_Louis_Minnum @thebadstats @jgstaal We're waiting for the 'tism+ versions to drop that they've been promising. Would be kinda miffed if I ended up with the old model right before the new one's released

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@hellmouthblase Thank WHAT now???

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@alexkrokus Like slices... in rain

(I apologize profusely, I couldn't help myself)

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Why are dance partner roles gender based? Where are all the top/bottom pins and buttons for dancers??

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@EnterpriseCPU On the nacelle! Some... thing!

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@hugleikur Væluskjóða = bitching bag
Líkþrá = corpse yearning
Játvarður = confession conserved
Nashyrningur = nostril-a-gon
Tungumál = tongue affair

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@nepeteaa Not sure if it's an option where you are, but you might want to take a look at Grazax or similar options. Works on the same principle as the shots, but just a pill a day! Worked really well for me

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@TurboHaus What's that you're carreaux-ing there?

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Remixes are just fanfiction in musical form

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Search engines need a "I'm searching for this as part of a meme, please do not include it in my search history and spam me with ads for influencer-peddled ceiling projectors" button

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@RATWEDNESDAY Crosshatch sketches 👀

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Gonna sear some salmon with some sweet hazelnut chocolate compote spread. Calling it Salmonella

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People always seem to get such bad ideas whenever I'm around. What a strange coincidence

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Why the fuck did they call them "numismatists" when they could've called them fucking coin-noisseurs for fuck's sake

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@SalemKittie @genderatio @msdoedevil Cherblonblador!

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The only good oignon

is a DEAD oignon

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Kinda thinking someone just made the best fuckin poutine and gave it to a Latino going "what's the name of that taste in this?" and they were literally lost in the sauce going "ooh, mamiiii" and that just got written down like "umami, got it, thanks"

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Horse plinko is a social commentary of the perilous journey of a packet through the modern internet infrastructure

In this essay I w-

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Making a Dire Straits cover band consisting of a bunch of really big, feral, rabid straight people and calling it Dire Straights