E.B. Farnum

Hotelier and Gentleman of Deadwood, Dakota Territory

[E.B. Farnum @EB_Farnum]

When will I raise courage to search that woman's room? #farnum #deadwood

[E.B. Farnum @EB_Farnum]

"I begrudge that pervert his happiness." #deadwood #farnum

[E.B. Farnum @EB_Farnum]

A camp like this, one draws one’s menials from a small and brackish pool. #deadwood #farnum

[E.B. Farnum @EB_Farnum]

Richardson: "My father didn't liked me." EB: "I'd like to use your ointment to suffocate you." #deadwood #farnum

[E.B. Farnum @EB_Farnum]

Stop spouting gibberish and replace the damned oatmeal! #deadwood #farnum

[E.B. Farnum @EB_Farnum]

Some ancient Italian maxim fits our situation, whose particulars escape me. #deadwood #farnum

[E.B. Farnum @EB_Farnum]

Well, I have a digest from which I memorize, supressing the author's names. Enjoy your supper. #farnum #deadwood

[E.B. Farnum @EB_Farnum]

Cocksuckers! Cuntlickers! Make your filthy gestures. Public service was never my primary career... #deadwood #farnum

[E.B. Farnum @EB_Farnum]

"...the maniac Bullock, who set upon the Mayor unprovoked, who beat him with merciless protraction." #deadwood #farnum

[E.B. Farnum @EB_Farnum]

The widow feels put upon. She's asked me to find her some help. I suggested the gimp. #deadwood #farnum

[E.B. Farnum @EB_Farnum]

The man’s a charlatan, Richardson, a cheat, a broad tosser and a clip. #deadwood #farnum

[E.B. Farnum @EB_Farnum]

I imagine you makin your way from the creek rolling into the lobby when all others are abed bareass naked with shit streamin down your legs.

[E.B. Farnum @EB_Farnum]

August commencement to my administration, standing stymied outside a saloon next to a degenerate tit-licker. #deadwood #farnum

[E.B. Farnum @EB_Farnum]

Who they are now is late night vittles for Wu's pigs. #deadwood #farnum

[E.B. Farnum @EB_Farnum]

"You piece of shit." "How have I given offence?" #deadwood #farnum

[E.B. Farnum @EB_Farnum]

Her gutter mouth, and the widow in an opium stupor. A conversation for the ages. #deadwood #farnum

[E.B. Farnum @EB_Farnum]

Whistle and I'm underfoot. Loyal as a damn dog. I tell you what, Al, you got a hell of a nice turnout downstairs. #deadwood #farnum

[E.B. Farnum @EB_Farnum]

I wonder how cavalier your attitude'll be with a pig gnawing through your vitals. #deadwood #farnum

[E.B. Farnum @EB_Farnum]

"I will profane your fucking remains, E.B." "Not my remains, Al." #deadwood #farnum

[E.B. Farnum @EB_Farnum]

God-damned quagmire of piss and bull-shit! #deadwood #farnum