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mediocre tweets | I post my art sometimes

[art hoe :) @EBaltazor]

Last update he’s all finished 😙🤌🏻
(Just had to add some more subtle highlights and shading)
Now on to the next!

[art hoe :) @EBaltazor]

Shading is getting THERE!
(Also think this pic is silly bc it looks like Mr. Octopussy is wearing the pallet as a hat

[sarina @sariverse]

my friend henry painted the frog

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Completely unironically, he’s fucking cooking here

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Tim Curry in FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992) goes full unhinged rock opera villain as Hexxus. He chews the scenery, sings the hell out of that role, and somehow makes an eco kids movie feel dangerous and weirdly seductive. Total scene stealer.

[art hoe :) @EBaltazor]

I’ve neglected her for a few months but this is an update on it :)

[art hoe :) @EBaltazor]

Mmmmm haven’t posted a painting in a while!

How it started vs how it’s going :)

[art hoe :) @EBaltazor]

This is how I imagine Paris Hilton’s daughter will grow up

[Dr. Jebra Faushay @JebraFaushay]

Some of you have never done a bump of caviar while wearing false eyelashes and roller skating in the kitchen, wearing silk pajamas, and it shows.

[zaso ✟ 📹 @ev1lzaso]

to me, season 1 genuinely felt like a realistic drama/psychological thriller, now it feels more like a disney channel original movie with an insane budget

[Gregory 🏳️‍🌈 @popLOCKEdropit]

like —— how would anyone recover from this? And I mean *both* parties involved. Put me in either side’s shoes and you’d never hear from me again

[art hoe :) @EBaltazor]

I forgot northeastern’s are wild during the winter, specifically the boy species. Why are you walking around in 27 degree weather in shorts and slides?

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

why do so many of you seem to yearn to live inside a dental clinic?

[Tubi @Tubi]

and guess which one is free

[Logan @TazerLad]

They literally said:

[art hoe :) @EBaltazor]

Ladies if your man is bothering you too much just buy him a pocket pussy and stuff it with peanut butter. The human male equivalent to a dog with a Kong

[art hoe :) @EBaltazor]

Mmmmm haven’t posted a painting in a while!

How it started vs how it’s going :)

[art hoe :) @EBaltazor]

It’s literally a Baja blast pie. Were you expecting for a Baja blast fruit to be found to make the pie??

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Taco Bell employee tries their new Baja Blast Pie

Even after letting it sit out over an hour, you can see the texture stretches like Play-Doh. Not to mention it looks like a bright bar of soap with crust

This is not food. It’s chemicals

[LA Trash @LA_Trash2025]

I hate when a bad bitch apologizes for being fucking awesome

[doomer @uncledoomer]

"in america, if you dont watch the foodslave like a hawk, they wont fill your slop pouch with enough goy goop"

[𝐋𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 @PolyDepression]

New rule.

[art hoe :) @EBaltazor]

Lemme know if you need a good hookup