Elliot Bates

Lead Copywriter. CPFC fan. Lover of board sports and two-wheeled pursuits.

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

At the end of the day, we always win...

[Elliot Bates @EBates111]

@ed_aarons Bloke sounds like he’s announcing the powerball ffs

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

What a way to start your Friday morning 😊

[Elliot Bates @EBates111]

@footballontnt sort this camera angle out on the Palace game, the bloke is zoomed so far out you can barely see the ball

[BBC Guernsey @BBCGuernsey]

BREAKING: Alex Scott has been called up by Thomas Tuchel in his latest senior England squad.

[Elliot Bates @EBates111]

@BobbyManzi Almost certainly means we will be demoted then.

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Well, we did it.

2025 FA Cup Champions: Crystal Palace

South London & Proud ❤️💙

#CPFC

[Elliot Bates @EBates111]

@holmesdaleUSA @CPFCSF @pigandwhistlesf Amazing. Thanks guys 🔴🔵

[Elliot Bates @EBates111]

@holmesdaleUSA any recommendations for bars in San Francisco to watch the final next week? Visiting from the UK and would love to watch the final with some fellow fans

[Elliot Bates @EBates111]

It’s a shame about our sponsor. But on the plus side, everything is going up a level. Design and production quality included. We’re so much more of a legit brand and club these days.

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

A new era begins.

@MacronSports | #CPFC

[Elliot Bates @EBates111]

@HLTCO Mitchell is really growing into his new role 💪

[Elliot Bates @EBates111]

@CPFC Yeah how about we save the showboating for when we’re 3-0 up, not 1-0? Asking for trouble

[Elliot Bates @EBates111]

@virginmedia Elliot*. I’d suggest you spend less time pushing “deals” and more time improving your existing service. I had multiple calls offering upgrades over a week, yet it was absolute graft to get your customer service operator to organise an engineer to fix the issue. How funny

[Elliot Bates @EBates111]

I decline a @virginmedia broadband upgrade last week, then this week my connection goes down the pan. And the first thing you ask when you ring up, "why don't you upgrade your broadband? That'll fix it." How convenient. I will never use this company again. Awful.

[Standard Sport @standardsport]

"It is obvious that the decision to hand Hodgson a further year in charge was a mistake... but he is not solely to blame for the malaise."

Crystal Palace look stuck in the mud - a club without an identity and in desperate need of some vision

✍️ @Dan_KP

https://t.co/c2dIhGdTCo

[Holmesdale Fanatics @ultrascpfc]

This is our church. This is where we heal our hurts.

#CPFC

[Elliot Bates @EBates111]

@HLTCO This was the first ever Palace win I saw in person. Incredible. What a player.

[Elliot Bates @EBates111]

@WillMoir @Copa90 @HLTCO @FYPFanzine @Holmesdale @ultrascpfc @CPFC_Supporters @BackOfTheNest @CPFCHQ @cpfc_xtra @TalkCPFC @Inter_Xtra He’s hit that swag button

[Holmesdale Fanatics @ultrascpfc]

Rest in peace Maxi 👊