Paul Blofis

English Teacher at Goode. Husband of Sally Jackson. Father of two amazing kids. Manager of Holding Up The Sky. E-Boy.

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@NotSmellyGabe Well, if you insist

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I really can’t tell you how I ended up here but here we are at a Waffle House...

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My mom bought me a cheap dictionary for my birthday.

I couldn't find the words to thank her.

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My therapist just told me that I’m completely incapable of expressing my feelings.

Can’t say I’m surprised.

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@GemmaBakes4Love @BlofisEstelle Sadly he is not.

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@GemmaBakes4Love @BlofisEstelle That’s a cat, Gemma.

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Apology Letters Tip #2 (cont.): Even in any case like that, keep the slang and references to quotes only. If you’re not going to reference avatar in your essay to me, on The Great Gatsby, you should especially not reference it in an apology letter to anyone. 😃

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Hello Twitter! A little birdie told me that some of you don’t know how to write apology letters correctly. These are a rather important life skill and you can even ask my kids about their past experiences having to write them for Sally and I.

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Apology Letters Tip #2: To tie in with yesterday’s, be professional. There is no space for slang and/or any references of any sort of media in your heartfelt apology. The only exception is if the original instance was centered around said slang or references.

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@GemmaBakes4Love @BlofisEstelle What?

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@BlofisEstelle I didn’t know that you felt that way about Garfield. 😂

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@NotSmellyGabe Honestly your apology letter skills really did surprise me.

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I was attacked by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.

The odds were against me.

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True fact: before the crowbar was invented...

most crows drank at home.

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@NotSmellyGabe I would say death is merciful from what I have heard.

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@bestmomBluefood @NotSmellyGabe Don’t worry, the smelly man will not be able to hurt you. 💙

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@bestmomBluefood @NotSmellyGabe I love you. 💙