Evan

I have large quantities of rice at my disposal, this IS a threat.

[Evan @EBowCS]

Hong House

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Some Dickhead.

[Evan @EBowCS]

XXL meat in my mouth, was slimy asf ngl

[Evan @EBowCS]

Eating g Ince ceramic!

[Evan @EBowCS]

El Pigeon.

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The Bowl Will Be Drank From.

[Evan @EBowCS]

Rain makes me so wet 😩

[Evan @EBowCS]

I will be masturbating viciously to animal crossing, K.K. Slider is such a hunk, holy fuck

[Evan @EBowCS]

I'm going to sell baby-luigi on the black market

[Evan @EBowCS]

@KidbraveEUW DOG DOG DOG ARF ARF ARF DOG TOY ARF ARF DOG DOG TOY

[Evan @EBowCS]

I will be launching a strategic attack on the mental health of those within my twitter sphere.

[Evan @EBowCS]

I hate it when I'm a lawyer and accidently call my client kitten

[Evan @EBowCS]

Saw polpha

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Mushroom spores are so erotic... fuck...

[Evan @EBowCS]

Banana league of legends despicable me crossover ft. groot from disney

[Evan @EBowCS]

I am hypothetically both Bonking and Yonking.

[Evan @EBowCS]

BDSM stands for "big dick so much!"

[Evan @EBowCS]

Need a german girl to kidnap me and force me to watch anime openings until I go insane, I think that would be kind of cool, I think

[Evan @EBowCS]

Women is kind of like, "Woah, Men" because men are cool ig, stupid word

[Evan @EBowCS]

Yeah, you like that, river boy?