Elizabeth B Johnson

Recent Theater Grad. I call Vienna home for now ;)

[Elizabeth B Johnson @EBradleyJ]

@ljohnson1962 Don't judge my breakfast choices

[Elizabeth B Johnson @EBradleyJ]

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[Elizabeth B Johnson @EBradleyJ]

Just got wine drunk with my mom....hellooooo Valentine's Day meeting at 9 am tomorrow

[Elizabeth B Johnson @EBradleyJ]

My house must always include ranch dressing and wine. Not together that is....

[Elizabeth B Johnson @EBradleyJ]

Mr. Bean for president. 🇺🇸

[Elizabeth B Johnson @EBradleyJ]

Whoever edits Toddlers and Tiaras is a genius

[Elizabeth B Johnson @EBradleyJ]

Meant to binge watch Game of Thrones this weekend. It ended up being Toddlers and Tiaras instead. Whoops!

[Elizabeth B Johnson @EBradleyJ]

It's my magical momma's birthday eve eve and I am such a lucky girl. I know it every day, but it's more fun when cake is involved.

[Elizabeth B Johnson @EBradleyJ]

Officially accepting donations of good whiskey for my soul and cold.

[Elizabeth B Johnson @EBradleyJ]

Masking it with half a bottle of honey.

[Elizabeth B Johnson @EBradleyJ]

Made a hot toddy for the first time. On a Sunday. With grocery store whiskey.

[Elizabeth B Johnson @EBradleyJ]

About to go make s'mores on the stove. Byeeeeee

[Elizabeth B Johnson @EBradleyJ]

When I Macgyver this paperback novel into a weapon, gum smacker won't know what hit him.

[Elizabeth B Johnson @EBradleyJ]

They just said the mechanic took a book off the plane to read how to fix it. WHY DO THEY NEED A BOOK?

[Elizabeth B Johnson @EBradleyJ]

GET ME OFF THIS STUCK PLANE

[Elizabeth B Johnson @EBradleyJ]

Gum smacker just pulled out a salad with smelly Italian dressing.

[Elizabeth B Johnson @EBradleyJ]

This gum smacker on this flight is killing me.

[Elizabeth B Johnson @EBradleyJ]

Airports and airplanes bring out the worst in me.

[Elizabeth B Johnson @EBradleyJ]

4 blisters and counting. This LA vaycay is off to a great start👍🏻

[Elizabeth B Johnson @EBradleyJ]

Thank you so much to the kind fellow in Starbucks. 🤗👍🏻