Last one…if Patrick Mahomes wins MVP, I’m giving one person who likes, retweets and comments #PaulFury $5,555.
Must be following @MostVpromotions & me.
Okay fine… if Chiefs win the Super Bowl I’m giving one person $10,000 who likes and retweets this Tweet.
Must be following me and @betr so we can DM you if you win. GO.
Fuck it… since I’m drunk and happy… follow @mostvpromotions and retweet this and we will pick one of you on Friday to get $10,000, and some MVP gear & signed gloves from me.
I’m literally giving away so much money today. Follow @MostVpromotions and retweet this to win.
Lady at coffee shop: “Are you vaccinated?”
Me: “Do you like anal?”
Lady: “EXCUSE ME???!!!”
Me: “Well, I thought since we were asking questions that are none of your damn business, it seemed fitting” ✌🏼☕️👋🏼🤡
BREAKING: Per CNN - Investigators believe riot at Capitol was planned and not inspired by President Donald Trump.
But Democrats impeached before they had any information from investigators.
The NY Times just backed up the @OANN report that Capitol barricades first breached 20 minutes before Trump speech ended
It is nearly 1.5mi from the Ellipse to the Capitol, at least 30-40 min walk