I recently applied for a long term substitute teaching position in my content area. There were over 400 applicants. As a certified teacher already subbing in the district, my application was never called for an interview.
@WXXINews The Monty Python shopping sketch. The one with the ladies comparing their shopping. "OH, I see you've a piston engine." Is there another one with a penguin on the telly? "Oh intercourse the penguin!"