Edward B. Shetencletz

Physics Grad Student and Head Coach at #RU #Analytics #Gifted

[Edward B. Shetencletz @EBshetenclit69]

@SSN_Nova Pussy post. SSN_NoBalls. Just a bunch of posers

[Edward B. Shetencletz @EBshetenclit69]

Rutgers- JMU great win :) 42-28 so much clam last night ;)

[Edward B. Shetencletz @EBshetenclit69]

@theRealEdMarici @TalkinGiants That’s awesome!

[Eddie Marici @theRealEdMarici]

What an arc for the greatest GM in sports. @TalkinGiants Let’s make sure he sees this #JoeSchoen #Harbaugh #Giants #WeWon 🍾🍾🍾

[Edward B. Shetencletz @EBshetenclit69]

After a night of tequila sodas, ayuahasca, coeds and snocaps, I woke up in Matt Topper Jrs childhood bed and had it. My offensive epiphany! Look out college football, there’s a new attack in town!

[Edward B. Shetencletz @EBshetenclit69]

Delaware girls let you get away with a lot! I certainly didn’t pay a tax for incorporating in her. #CrushedTheHens #CoastalCollosalCocks #UniversityOfDeleware #CockWins

[Edward B. Shetencletz @EBshetenclit69]

Heard Bobby Hook III shoves snails up his ass… #gayloser

[Edward B. Shetencletz @EBshetenclit69]

Happy to be Chanticleer! If you know me, you know I love leading cocks to greatness! Excited to get to work with boys, excited to get to work on some co-eds #CoastalCarolina #Chanticlitz

[Edward B. Shetencletz @EBshetenclit69]

Anne Hathaway is an absolute smoke. #EBThinkin

[Edward B. Shetencletz @EBshetenclit69]

It’s an honor and privilege to be asked to be the OC of #TheOD! I’d like to bring a moxi and brain that this team has long lacked. But don’t worry Ladies Astrophysics has me for the week, OD football has me for Saturday but Saturday night is still all ours 😎

[Edward B. Shetencletz @EBshetenclit69]

With the passing of our beloved KING, it’s got me thinking what this team needs. JOHNSON brought a nice package but he lacked that analytic touch you need to win consistently. ODU Football is like your mom, just needs a little nerd in ‘em. 😏😏

[Edward B. Shetencletz @EBshetenclit69]

Quantum is killing me. But you just gotta love it. Something about math that just gets me goin! #NeedABeerAndABabe

[Edward B. Shetencletz @EBshetenclit69]

Just woke up, head pounding, and heard the news. THE KING will be missed. Just saw his daughter the other night… My heart goes out to the Johnson family. We lost a Legend today. How will OD football replace such a great mind?

[Edward B. Shetencletz @EBshetenclit69]

Overnight company overstayed again. 6/10- Honestly I just couldn’t stop thinking about this terrible inside zone scheme King Johnson is calling. Respect the hell out of him but he can’t #RunTheDamnBall. Need a little more Trips Right Three Jet Florida and a little less “all go”