Eric Burch

[Eric Burch @EBurch2375]

It's 105 degrees outside, 87 in my house, we are having a new A/C unit installed that will cost me $15,000, and everyone I've spoken with today is acting a fool. So how is everyone else's Tuesday going?

[Eric Burch @EBurch2375]

Don't hate it!

[Eric Burch @EBurch2375]

@AEKDB1 @RandallMellGC @LPGACommish @LPGA Furthermore, if you are a 4 and want to part with some cash, by all means let me know and I'll organize a game for you at 6400 with a few of the aspiring female pros on the mini tours. Once they straighten you out we can see if you're ready to peg it with the @LPGA gals.

[Eric Burch @EBurch2375]

@AEKDB1 @RandallMellGC @LPGACommish Anyone that is a 4 hdcp first won't shoot mid 60’s on their own course, let alone the average @lpga tourney set up. If they do it’s once a year or a career day. A 4 is a 4, they don't shoot in the mid 60’s at 6400-6500 yards. Plain and simple. Goodbye.

[Eric Burch @EBurch2375]

If you're the type of person that has read receipts on and is so dumb to tell me, I never received your text, email, morse code, letter in a bottle, WTF-ever... don't worry about it, I already took your number, made 6 copies, and shredded each and every one. ✌️

[Eric Burch @EBurch2375]

Correct spelling

[Eric Burch @EBurch2375]

@NFLonFOX Just another solid call to change the continuity of a drive. In hindsight best the wish they would have run it up the middle.

[Eric Burch @EBurch2375]

Dogs barking, Babies crying, Nails on a chalkboard, Tires screeching, A whistling tea pot, A leaf blower, A jackhammer at 6am, Katy Perry on repeat. THESE ARE ALL THINGS I’D RATHER LISTEN TO BEFORE @ESPNBooger doing another football game.

[Eric Burch @EBurch2375]

Come’on Cam!

[Eric Burch @EBurch2375]

@BrandtSnedeker @RocketClassic @NateLashley @QuickenLoans You are a class act Sneds

[Eric Burch @EBurch2375]

Some people should really study this.

[Eric Burch @EBurch2375]

The amount of players better than @KDTrey5? See below.

[Eric Burch @EBurch2375]

Hey @ChexMix I was excited to see you found your way our the grocery cart. However, after getting home and about a dozen handfuls, my “so called” Chex mix is just Chex! Literally zero of any of the other delicious items shown on the package.

[Eric Burch @EBurch2375]

Gonna let this one go to voicemail!

[Eric Burch @EBurch2375]

@United_Rentals It won’t allow me to message you.

[Eric Burch @EBurch2375]

Hey @United_Rentals you guys have the most inept, unprofessional, garbage customer service, I’ve experienced in a long time. Did I mention you suck!

[Eric Burch @EBurch2375]

@AZCardinals Such a class organization!

[Eric Burch @EBurch2375]

I realize new cars deprecate, but I bought a 2018 @bmw 440i w/ M-Sport Package. It’s a sweet car, but due to some changes I now need way more room! The car is $61,860 new. It now has 8700 miles, and the same dealer I bought it from offered me $36,000. That’s -42%. Con job.

[Eric Burch @EBurch2375]

@kpn12 @kanyewest Yea he is

[Eric Burch @EBurch2375]

@QBCares Follow and IM me and I will respond with my phone no