East Coast Bumhole

An OCE based Gaming Organisation with an itchy bum.

[East Coast Bumhole @ECB_OCE]

Asking the real questions here.

@BSVLive could you please respond?

[East Coast Bumhole @ECB_OCE]

@TBLBananas You're wrong. Itchy butthole worse.

[East Coast Bumhole @ECB_OCE]

There is nothing worse than an itchy butthole. Name one thing worse and I'll tell you that you're wrong.

[East Coast Bumhole @ECB_OCE]

@emchexxx If your butthole itches you know where to find me

[East Coast Bumhole @ECB_OCE]

Hi superfans,

I know you've all been wondering where I've been.

Well I was taking the biggest dump and particularly tough nugget tore its way out which made me slam my head against the wall for a KO.

Did I mention I poop facing the wall? Still itchy btw.

[East Coast Bumhole @ECB_OCE]

What's your favourite type of crust?

Mine's deep pan and when you forget to wipe :(

[East Coast Bumhole @ECB_OCE]

Hi superfans,

Did you know that alvi deiectiones is Latin for diarrhea? Which is what I have. How much toilet paper do you need to buy before Coles will deliver it to you?

[East Coast Bumhole @ECB_OCE]

The only thing worse than Pisslo is the smell of my butthole when I forget to wipe.

[East Coast Bumhole @ECB_OCE]

Got a valuable lesson for my superfans out there:

The only thing worse than an itchy bum is being unable to flush away what gave you the itchy bum in the first place.

Kids, stay in school, don't do drugs and eat your fiber.

[East Coast Bumhole @ECB_OCE]

Also a shoutout to @poopdetroop who either really enjoys hearing my life stories or is also blessed with chronic hurricane diarrhoea.

Either way, you're full of shit.

[East Coast Bumhole @ECB_OCE]

Good evening superfans,

Its reported that in Perth, a major storm is brewing.

In ECB news, I'd like to report that the real major storm is brewing right here.

In my pants.

There will be no survivors.

[East Coast Bumhole @ECB_OCE]

Good afternoon superfans,

It's recently occurred to me that an itchy bumhole might be due to a rash. Looking for volunteers to have a peek down there just to check. No experience required.

[East Coast Bumhole @ECB_OCE]

@BSVLive

[East Coast Bumhole @ECB_OCE]

And yes it still itches

[East Coast Bumhole @ECB_OCE]

Hi superfans, hope everyone is having an amazing day.

Just a reminder that folding is better than scrunching and also paper towels are not a real substitute for the 3ply aloe vera gift from heaven that daddy buys for me :(

[East Coast Bumhole @ECB_OCE]

Hi superfans. Sad update.

It said 3 ply. Still broke through. Gave myself a bit of a wiggle. Still itchy.

[East Coast Bumhole @ECB_OCE]

Figured out I need to actually wipe to get it clean. Learn from your mistakes, superfans.

[East Coast Bumhole @ECB_OCE]

@JoshF123

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An update for all my fans out there who are still tuning in: Yes my butthole is still itchy, no I don't know what to do about it.

[East Coast Bumhole @ECB_OCE]

@iamthejepman I'll come back to league before you actually manage to fix ya daddy issues HAH

[East Coast Bumhole @ECB_OCE]

Hi Superfans, had a large coffee today and damn that dump was NASTY