John Egbert

it's been nice, cya!

[John Egbert @ECT0_BI0LOGIST]

==> John: Enter #parodystuck.

[John Egbert @ECT0_BI0LOGIST]

//its been fun, everyone. goodbye.

[BENNETT ⚣ @meatkarkat]

why are we lying

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@Doritosn_fritos @jadeharIeyy @tipsyGh0stalgic @DS_Testified @PussyVonFagg0t not sayin' youre not a looker too. i mean,you got the looks from her, didnt you.

yes dave, you're just soooo beautiful, i want to spend every christmas, hanukkah and every other winter holiday with you.

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@tipsyGh0stalgic who was pregnant.

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@DS_Testified @jadeharIeyy @tipsyGh0stalgic @PussyVonFagg0t i just can't, man.

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@tipsyGh0stalgic @jadeharIeyy @DS_Testified @PussyVonFagg0t WHOOPSIE DAISY! sorry there, rox. your beauty just shows no bounds, ofcourse. ho ho ho.

not saying the rest are ugly, you're all equally beautiful.

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@jadeharIeyy @roselalondefat SHE'S LYING. LOSE WEIGHT. LOSE IT NOWWWW!

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//owner has a straw page. check it ouuuuut.

https://t.co/nN7k3C4QtT

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@tipsyGh0stalgic ME TOO! LETS BE FRIENDS!

[John Egbert @ECT0_BI0LOGIST]

in the bagel store.

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just a reminder i have a tumblr.

ectobiologist-eb on it, send me somethang.

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@arachnldsGr1p @tipsyGh0stalgic hey ladies.

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@turntekgdhead @jadeharIeyy david.

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@jadeharIeyy wait, i thought you having an onlyfans was a joke.

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@tipsyGh0stalgic karkat and mina duo team. whatever that fish girls name was.

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@jadeharIeyy oh cmon jade, it was fun! plus, you both looked really good!

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@karkat_vt //america's biggest glazer.

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@jadeharIeyy //still. thanks!

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credits to @jadeharIeyy for the pfp.