ECU Dumb Blonde

All the stupid shit you think about but dont want to say out loud

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The Taylor Swift Christmas album kills it every year. #RealTalk

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This is like the longest week ever invented. #FML

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How am I supposed to do well on exams if I never go to class?

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Im a broke ass bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

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Can't even compete with @ECU_Confessions

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If you dont love Velveeta there is something seriously wrong with you

[ECU Dumb Blonde @ECUDumbblonde]

I can't wait for all of the annoying "snow" tweets...

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Someone better tell me how pretty I am tonight #BirthdayBitchStatus

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Don't forget your pink for tomorrow! #WednesdayTraditions 💗

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ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! Don't forget your birth control tonight!!! #YoureWelcome

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All I want is to cuddle up and watch a cute movie right now

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Literally cannot stand it when people ask me exactly what's on a test. I didn't have someone to tell me ahead of time so why should you..?

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I might have just went out and bought a sprinkled donut just because 😋🍩

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My biggest turn off is a guy that has no manners and is disrespectful. Your mother should have taught you better.

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I'm not invisible, have some respect.

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Kiss the seat of my pants!

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You my friend are a douche bag, congratulations.

[ECU Dumb Blonde @ECUDumbblonde]

La da de da de we like to potty

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Can I get drunk yet?

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I'm glad my friends accept my crazy self