Shoobie Miles

Lemme tell you sum'n 🇭🇹

[Shoobie Miles @EC_doesIT]

My thing is, how can I worship the ground a woman walks on if her feet are awry??

[Shoobie Miles @EC_doesIT]

@Hondoo

[Shoobie Miles @EC_doesIT]

I don't like bein' in the vicinity of death. Ever.

[Shoobie Miles @EC_doesIT]

Americans are so easy to win over. All the government has to do is leak information that the vaccines have a side effect of "mild to moderate weight loss" and BAM!! We all fully-vaxxed and in 2-piece bikinis at the beach this summer on IG...honestly, they not even trying really.

[Shoobie Miles @EC_doesIT]

So we gon' just act like Jeff Bezos DOESN'T look like a real-life Lex Luther?? And let him play around in space?? Word...

[Shoobie Miles @EC_doesIT]

@Hondoo

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@Gigi_liveasfuh Devin Booker said...

[Shoobie Miles @EC_doesIT]

I've decided to name my new racquetball racquet, "Rose Quartz" 🌹💎

Cc: @MissLiesey

[Shoobie Miles @EC_doesIT]

So, I met a gypsy and she hip me to some life game, to stimulate and activate the left and right brain...and I've been 🤯🤯 ever since she spoke her last frame.

[Shoobie Miles @EC_doesIT]

Finally upgraded my Tracy McGrady jersey after 15 years...🔥🔥

[Shoobie Miles @EC_doesIT]

Woooo weeee!! Season 4 of "The Handmaid's Tale" is not fuckin' around, beloved!! 💀💀 I really do hate the men of Gilead...

[Shoobie Miles @EC_doesIT]

Men: women are so annoying when they gossip...

Also men: 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Aaron Rodgers reportedly mocked Packers GM Brian Gutekunst in team group chats by calling him Jerry Krause, per @BobMcGinn 🤯 @brgridiron

[Shoobie Miles @EC_doesIT]

"...And I would've gotten away with it too!! If it wasn't for you meddling kids!!"

[Shoobie Miles @EC_doesIT]

You just started?? 😅 I got 3 ideas already!!

[main character @kinkyroots_]

Why am I already thinking about my Halloween costume? I'm never growing up😂🤦🏾‍♀️

[Joe Budden @JoeBudden]

Thinking you know if strangers are good ppl based off internet clippings, blogs, pods, TSR or L&HH is fascinating to me... but i keep it to myself

[Shoobie Miles @EC_doesIT]

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[Shoobie Miles @EC_doesIT]

Thursdays are my best days!!

[Shoobie Miles @EC_doesIT]

I find that I often compare myself to "Shrek" when I'm asked to describe myself...

[Shoobie Miles @EC_doesIT]

@Gigi_liveasfuh

[Shoobie Miles @EC_doesIT]

I judge people that bite their fingernails. That shit is to infinite and beyond gross/unhealthy...cut that shit it out, beloved!!

[Shoobie Miles @EC_doesIT]

"They say the good die young,
I guess these grimy niggas live a long time,
Sit in fancy whips,
Sip champaigne and shine,
Keep your eyes on yours,
While I keep my eyes on mine."

- 50 Cent