@BaronDestructo@Polygon I had to re-read twice my screen when I saw this article... I thought I wasn't seeing clear... "hastily cobbled together shit-take" might become my new favorite reaction now.
Only 3 more sleeps until the @FutureGamesShow Summer Showcase.
Watch the most comprehensive look at #EXODUSGame yet — featuring combat, exploration, companions, choices, and more.
🚨Exodus Podcast on EVERYTHING We Can Expect at Summer Game Fest! 🚨
In depth analysis on Exodus & it's upcoming Extended Gameplay Reveal with details on
✅Summer Game Fest Details
✅Content Creators Playing it Early
✅Possible Reveals + More
Watch Now! https://t.co/G9FC40Nye3
Le mois de Ju(i)n a officiellement commencé !
Nous te donnons rendez-vous le samedi 6 juin à 21h (heure de Paris) pour découvrir notre séquence de gameplay étendue lors du Future Games Show. Direction notre Discord officiel pour en discuter avec d'autres Travelers !
🌌 https://t.co/vraQTRaZtD
Maintenant, place au plus important : quel Jun es-tu aujourd'hui ?
Le mois de Ju(i)n a officiellement commencé !
Nous te donnons rendez-vous le samedi 6 juin à 21h (heure de Paris) pour découvrir notre séquence de gameplay étendue lors du Future Games Show. Direction notre Discord officiel pour en discuter avec d'autres Travelers !
🌌 https://t.co/vraQTRaZtD
Maintenant, place au plus important : quel Jun es-tu aujourd'hui ?
@BaronDestructo This is so sad. Such a loss... And here I was planning to show it to my kids and thus creating a new generation of fans... Guess we will re-watch the oldies, still as good as before. Thank you for everything.
Avant notre séquence de gameplay étendue du 6 juin, voici une dernière transmission de gameplay en développement : le briefing d'une mission sur Tsang, le monde volcanique aperçu dans l'extrait précédent.
Accompagné de Phaedra et de vos alliés de confiance, vous préparez une mission dont les enjeux dépassent largement la simple exploration. Ce qui est caché sur Tsang pourrait sauver votre monde, et chacun a ses propres raisons de s'y rendre.
A customer at the library asked me a question I wasn't prepared for.
Customer: Excuse me.
Customer: Why does this machine require flesh?
Me: ...what?
Customer: This machine.
Customer: I am touching it, but it does not work.
Customer: Is because... flesh?
At this point I was trying very hard to figure out whether I had accidentally wandered into a horror movie.
Then she held up her hands.
She was wearing gloves.
Me: Oh!
Me: The touchscreen.
Me: Right.
Me: Yeah, it probably can't detect your fingers through the gloves.
Customer: Ah.
Customer: Okay.
Customer: Sorry to bother.
Me: No, no.
Me: That's the best thing I've heard all week.
She laughed.
The machine worked.
And I thought that was the end of it.
It was not.
Now whenever one of our library computers stops working, someone inevitably says:
Staff: It requires flesh.
Staff: The machine must be fed.
Another staff member: Who's volunteering?
So thanks to one perfectly innocent question, our library now sounds like a cult every time the self-checkout freezes.
New trailer for ‘THE END OF OAK STREET’, starring Anne Hathaway and Ewan McGregor.
The film follows a family who discover that their neighborhood has been taken back in time to the prehistoric era.
In theaters on August 14.
New trailer for ‘THE END OF OAK STREET’, starring Anne Hathaway and Ewan McGregor.
The film follows a family who discover that their neighborhood has been taken back in time to the prehistoric era.
In theaters on August 14.