Eric Courrèges

[Eric Courrèges @ECourreges]

Ce soir concert à St Tropez avec Karine Deshayes et Delphine Haidan

[Eric Courrèges @ECourreges]

http://t.co/gHEGxUtCab It's amazing how much more money I have when I'm drunk.

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Walked up to 2 guys talking business and told them "get a conference room!" http://t.co/9aWggWgU8P

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http://t.co/mGVsMXJunh I like to watch fat people walk while a tuba plays in my mind.

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This yogurt is so cultured, I can only eat it when I'm listening to Beethoven. http://t.co/iugVgsXpE8

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http://t.co/bzntK6smbj "Are you the ghost of Christmas past?" - what I ask a person with a flip phone.

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I'm glad David married me for my brains. My glorius, perky, bouncy brains. http://t.co/2hfViqSDeM

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These poker chips must be stale, they taste horrible. http://t.co/x6eCdcr00x

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I get myself into less trouble when I've got a character limit. http://t.co/5ovZNncDx4

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Ladies, don't be fooled. Sometimes, your knight in shining armor, is just a retard in tin foil. http://t.co/IA1NTOoOlA

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SCARY BUT TRUE: statistics show that everyone who's ever used a cell phone will die http://t.co/kArifSlpEF

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It's so quiet in our office you can actually hear the dreams fizzling out. http://t.co/Caga04T6jJ

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http://t.co/g2qdOPARkZ If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.

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http://t.co/uWAk3bXLn9 The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says".

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The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". http://t.co/L9vYBxXG6p

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"I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession http://t.co/RPlDW7O8eL

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Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/y1eVnAbO5a

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http://t.co/zLfUZllUZT It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

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http://t.co/M565Gtv7Kg Ceilings were just ambitious walls.

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No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/1pz0zgPgRI