Eaton Cranbridge

Born in ‘69. Loyola Chicago Alum. 1985 Michigan High School Football State Champ. 1986 Basketball All American.

[Eaton Cranbridge @ECranbridge]

@OPortabell82702 Very

[Eaton Cranbridge @ECranbridge]

Merry Christmas Ya’ll

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Merry Christmas To all and to all a Goodnight

[Eaton Cranbridge @ECranbridge]

The Cranbridge Committee is making moves. If you want to be recruited you know who to call. We got Tom Izzo in the building tonight. @Genghis_9 even showed him a pic of Deborah’s tits. Either hop on the train or get out of the way because we are comin. Keep Grinding Young Buck!

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The Cranbridge Comittee is en route to the Michiana Hoops Shootout. Should be a blast. @Genghis_9 Keep Grinding Young Bucks!

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@Genghis_9 @EmeryMoody18 I remember that. Everyone in Greenville Alabama was shocked, not because you did your cousin, but because you didn’t do your sister. Hopefully this young man can commit there and play with my dear friend Diamond. Pure gangster. Keep Grinding Young Buck!

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@Genghis_9 @bryson_newell I’ve seen it myself. When we went to go scout for the US national water polo team your son took his speedo off and tried molesting the other teams goalie under water. I’d stay away from that kid. He’s wild but a lot of fun. He went to a diddy party once. Keep Grinding Young Buck!

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@Genghis_9 @bobbydelong06 Bobby, there are a lot of nice racks over there at hope. Just ask Genghis’ gay son. He became friends with all the girls over there and sends Genghis pictures of them changing. It’s one of the few benefits of having a gay son. Keep Grinding Young Buck!

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@Genghis_9 @jimdrunknmiller Genghis,
You cannot continue using this move. It is Dale esc. Dale did it too many times and just got his ass out of the can. It was accepted back in the day with Deborah because she was so wet it was like a water park. But not today. Keep Grinding Old Buck!

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@latay_vionB heard you had a hell of a season young Buck. Just remember never forget your roots and never take No for an answer. @Genghis_9 lives by that motto, and he is one of the greatest men I know. Glad @CranRecruits could help you reach your goals. Keep Grinding Young Buck!

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@Tanner_Mazich I can tell by the hair that you may perhaps be a “homosexual”. Nothing wrong with that though, @Genghis_9 has a couple gay sons. They play football at Albion and hope. Maybe you could go there and experiment with them. Congrats on the ring. Keep Grinding Young Buck!

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@Genghis_9 @TijerinaKaemon1 @CranRecruits You and my mother used to get it on. I remember hearing the clapping and I walked in and asked what you guys were celebrating. Then I got kicked out of the trailor. And boy oh boy did you kick me. I could tell u kicked in high school. Keep Grinding Young Buck!

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It’s always a good day when the Cranbridge committee can get together and watch some hoops. My ex wife took this picture a week ago. Glad @Genghis_9 @OPortabell82702 and I could catch up. You can really tell we are analyzing every move on the court. Keep Grinding Young Bucks!

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@VinceVaughn Update: the broad is gone. Have officially gotten rid of her. I am a free agent. Luckily I have the best team of recruiters over at @CranRecruits to help me out. We recruit athletes and hot ass women. Keep Grinding Young Buck!

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I got three girls to choose from. I don’t know who I’m going to pick, Hot, Freaky, or Nice. Who do I choose? Working on moving on from the ex-wife. Keep Grinding Young Buck!

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@VinceVaughn Currently working on getting rid of this crazy Bitch. She likes me too much. Being away from her during thanksgiving made me realize she’s crazy. Like actually. Plus I don’t want to be cuffed. I like to fuck whoever. Keep Grinding Young Buck!

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Can’t wait to get my big ass back down to Mississippi this weekend to celebrate Christmas with some old pals. Then up to Tennessee, Michigan, Indiana and Illinois. Should be a doozy. No woman with me so going to have to find someone to give me a tug. Keep Grinding Young Buck!

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@Genghis_9 @corourke_07 @CranRecruits The old Buck will be back down in Mississippi this weekend to celebrate Christmas early. Hopefully we can catch up over a few beers down at the dive bar by the creek. Got to keep an eye on Dale though because the freshman girls will be back in town. Keep Grinding Young Buck!

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@Genghis_9 @KadenJominy2026
It shows signs of weakness when you turn off the comments on your post. My great friend and top recruiter Genghis wrote a great comment on one of your posts before it was deleted. No wonder u decommited. Keep Grinding Young Buck!

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@Genghis_9 @LuddyCooks You never want them to know your next move. Back in my day we didn’t have huddle. My dear mentor Deborah Safranski would sit on the sideline with the tape recorder and get my film for me then we would travel around the country in her van to show coaches. Keep Grinding Young Buck!

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@Genghis_9 @darrin_strey @247Sports @on3 @UKFootball @TheD_Zone @matthewehler @FootballPawPaw @KSRonX Lots of in breading down in Paw Paw. Hopefully this kid doesn’t have any attractive family members and he should turn out all right. After all he has made an @CranRecruits All Cranbridge team before. Keep Grinding Young Buck!