Eduardo Segovia

... Dont lose your dinosaur - Words to live by

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All I want is to get/& hold a legit gym session. Not asking to compete, just to have a weekly gym routine as I used to have.. -new american dream ha..

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@JustDineo_ 🤷‍♂️It ain't a lie. After 6mo they can drink 3-5oz a day. No more, breast milk & formula are still to be given until 1yr or so, then cows milk can be used to replace formula/breastmilk.

[Eduardo Segovia @EDDYY2293]

@himebtw Bioshock? How has it not be named?

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@Whotfismick *inhales in Busta rhymes* sex, food, work, gambling, self care, hitting the gym, binge watching shows, sweets, fast food...

[Eduardo Segovia @EDDYY2293]

@InternetH0F

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@juliethardt Oh, we're supposed to like the hero?🤔🤔🤔

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@JoshyBeSloshy Best damn vacation ever I bet. Buy yourself a disposable Kodak camera, y agozar las vacaciones!

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@kirawontmiss I looked for Shrek right away😂 Didn't even consider the rest.. Am I sane?🤣

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@ChristheDunce @weedyrs @creepydotorg Didn't we have this equipment with Al-Qaeda? Yet.. What happened?

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Going to our childhood storage in hopes of finding old stuff to satisfy the nostalgia, only to find out there's nothing left inside 😂 swear, if someone jacked my childhood pokemon cards... hells fucking breaking lose.

[Eduardo Segovia @EDDYY2293]

Whoever thought being this stressed can have you feeling so tired. Beyond mentally exhausted

[Eduardo Segovia @EDDYY2293]

@LaurenJauregui The amount of "Uh's" is quite satisfying to hear as he stumbles with his words. High five for the pressure from @MaxBlumenthal

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@TeslaTakesOver @Timcast If you're in texas or clearly fucking oblivious, then simply STFU😂😂

[Eduardo Segovia @EDDYY2293]

Today may be the day, getting my sharpie ready for you, Everly! #Girldadready

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Tired of being ones duct tape, then getting blamed for when shit hits the fan lol

[Eduardo Segovia @EDDYY2293]

@floomflams Aren't shotguns the most effective for home self defense situations?

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@todayyearsold Just wait until that glass shatters from all that pressure 😂

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Might sound harsh but seriously, to the low-life mouth breathing, scum swallowing fuck face that hacked & fucked my entire Spotify up... I hope you go deaf. Fuck you

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@Phil_Lewis_ I think they're onto something here, forget an army & all these weapons with thousands of deaths; how about we let our politicians fight it out like this from now on instead? Shit, we can fund the event by doing PPV.

[Eduardo Segovia @EDDYY2293]

When holding off on the last #SnowfallFX episode (first season), not knowing there was WAY more... Then you see there's 5 more seasons🤣 #BingeWatch