El Ena Delightsed

[El Ena Delightsed @EDelightsed]

@KoinangeJeff Happy Happiest birthday Jamal.
🥂 to many many more.

[El Ena Delightsed @EDelightsed]

@QuickmartKenya Your Nanyuki Branch has some of the worst Customer Care Attendants.
Very unprofessional!!!

[El Ena Delightsed @EDelightsed]

@QuickmartKenya Why is it that your discounted prices do not reflect at the till? Yesterday I bought 2 samosas at Nanyuki, price was 39 but I was charged 50 bob per each

[El Ena Delightsed @EDelightsed]

@JumiaKenya Your Nanyuki pick up point has always had some of the worst customer care agents, specifically the Ladies. Why do they always have att issues? It's just that I love shopping on the platform but dread collection.

[Mohammed Hersi : Mr Optimist @mohammedhersi]

My first car as a young hotelier was a legendary machine — a Daihatsu Charade Aka DUDU— sold to me by a work female colleague. You know the stories of owned by a lady driver. I proudly paid 90K for it, feeling like a CEO on a budget. What I was not told (major detail, apparently) was that it had a cracked cylinder head.

The husband, who was conveniently also a mechanic, assured me he was “preparing the car” somewhere along the North Coast. At the time, I was living in Diani, dreaming of smooth coastal drives and soft life.

He did the bare minimum — emphasis on bare — just enough for young Mohammed to drive it off the lot. And drive it off I did.

The moment I reached Digo Road, the car started belching smoke like it had been elected pope. By the time I was boarding the ferry, you would have sworn the vehicle was auditioning for a disaster movie. People were looking at me like I was transporting a mobile bushfire.

To this day, I have no idea how I managed to reach my residence in Diani. Divine intervention. Coastal winds. Guardian angels. All of the above.

The next morning? The engine was officially kaput. Not sick. Not tired. Kaput. It retired permanently and parked itself under a shed for two solid months, contemplating its life choices.

Then, as fate would have it, I landed employment in Saudi Arabia. A kind band leader at my hotel took pity on me and did me a favour — I sold the Charade for 40K. Yes. I donated 50K to the “Life Lessons Association of East Africa.”

To this day, whenever I see a small red car, I don’t see transport. I see betrayal. I see smoke. I see financial recklessness.

Fear friends, bwana. Fear friends.

[El Ena Delightsed @EDelightsed]

@QuickmartKenya How is it that the milk validity is for 2025?

[El Ena Delightsed @EDelightsed]

@ntvkenya @Rosiewangui Survivors are left without justice as perpetrators roam freely.....😢😢

[El Ena Delightsed @EDelightsed]

@QuickmartKenya What kinda con game are you running with your prices at the till and on the shelves?
They do not match especially when an item is on promo.
For the not so keen Customers, don't you think that it amounts to a lie?

[El Ena Delightsed @EDelightsed]

@Coopbankenya Nanyuki Branch, all the phone numbers listed on the website are going unanswered.
0622031366 is out of service.
Which number to call now 🤔

[El Ena Delightsed @EDelightsed]

@Coopbankenya Why is it that none of your Çustomer Care nor Branch contact numbers are being answered?
I need the Ukulima Branch specifically

[El Ena Delightsed @EDelightsed]

#TembeaKenyaPhotoContest
Lake Victoria at Kendu Bay

[UK in Kenya 🇬🇧🇰🇪 @UKinKenya]

Flamingo Flowers - literally - deliver growth for the UK & Kenya!

🦩🌷 Harvests the equivalent of 1,000,000 stems / day

🦩🌷 employs 11,000 Kenyans

🦩🌷 has a 50% female workforce

Yesterday, @tradegovAfrica visited this blooming great example of 🇬🇧-🇰🇪 trade!

#GoFarGoTogether

[El Ena Delightsed @EDelightsed]

@QuickmartKenya Nanyuki Branch, why do you have that bad habit of not packing items for Customers at the till? Especially people of colour? The zeal that you exhibit when it's a White Skin should be the same towards all.
Can't wait for the reopening of Chieni Supermarket.

[Zoe Wanjiru @ZoeWanjiru]

Unfortunately my Visa to the US to attend the 5 day Summit scholarship for women was denied. The U.S. Embassy Nairobi felt my travel history outside of Africa was too weak(only been to Dubai and the rest is local travel within Africa). @maruwinnie @USAmbKenya
@USEmbassyKenya

[El Ena Delightsed @EDelightsed]

@KenyaPower_Care Kindly send me my token. Details in DM.

[El Ena Delightsed @EDelightsed]

@NjeriWaMigwi So heartbreaking 💔

[El Ena Delightsed @EDelightsed]

@Arapkoggo @DCI_Kenya 🤣🤣🤣

[El Ena Delightsed @EDelightsed]

@Coopbankenya Credit alerts were recently activated for my account without my consent. On asking, I was told that it's my branch that did the subscription. Which subscription rights do branches have over our accounts?

[El Ena Delightsed @EDelightsed]

@QuickmartKenya Nanyuki Branch is still selling Delamere Yoghurt at 143 bob instead of the 109.

[Fresh Produce Software @AffinitusUK]

Congratulations to Flamingo Group on winning Fresh Produce Business of the Year at the 2023 FPC Fresh Awards. Very well done from the team at Affinitus. Read more on the 2023 winners and finalists:
https://t.co/TBVOwY3nmy
#FreshAwards23 #freshproduce
@fpcfreshtalk