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[burnerphone @EEBALLL]

“I want justice, oceans of it. I want fairness, rivers of it. That’s what I want.”

—
@RepCummings

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

crazy how trains take 37 years of committees but a million flock cameras and data centers can go up in a month

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

The Netherlands hides massive trash containers underground so their streets stay spotless👏

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Per Trump’s public calendar, he has golfed 253 of the 568 days in his second term.

He’s golfed 45% of his presidency.

[Evan @daviddunn177]

They were never so scared that they hid in a catering cart.

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

0 trans women are trying to join the WNBA…

But 2 MAGA men are!

MAGA strategy: when all else fails, scapegoat trans people.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

If AOC freezing her eggs bothers you, wait until you find out women can make reproductive decisions without running them by you first.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Do Fox viewers still believe this bullshit?

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

COMPLETE INSANITY. ICE is full of predators and abusers. These are the real criminals we need to be getting rid of. Abolish ICE.

[Robert Bruce @24_70xu]

🇺🇸 Pete Hegseth has been saying since day one of the war that the U.S. has the world’s strongest military and would crush Iran within just a few days. 🤡

And drunk on this arrogance, he removed more than 20 top U.S. military generals from their positions because they opposed the war.

Today, when the U.S. is badly stuck in this war, Hegseth is saying, “We underestimated Iran’s capabilities.” 🤣

There’s an old saying: when arrogance goes to your head, common sense is the first thing to die. And that’s exactly what is happening now. 🤡🔥

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hunter Biden: “My dad in 1972 took a vow he would never own a stock or a bond and he kept that vow over 50 years of public life. He retired from the presidency as having probably the lowest net worth of anyone that ever entered the presidency. Meanwhile, he got tagged with this idea of the Biden Crime Family and all of that crap. Donald Trump is selling 100K early access to his Truth Social tweets which is just a front-running for insider trading in the open”

[Jen @SweetTexanRose]

Wait, so Mitch McConnell is *allegedly* alive and will *allegedly* be conducting Senate business from home??We’re supposed to just blindly trust that it will be him that is working? This is acceptable?

Our government is an absolute joke.

[Chad Prather @WatchChad]

Suddenly, we’re all okay with having a hospice patient in power just because he’s Republican?

Nah.

Americans deserve a senator who is able to be physically present at his job.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

86 days until the midterms.

[CjMtheIrish🍀 @CjMfdt]

Turns out Katie Miller is definitely in favor of open borders. Just ask half of Washington DC.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Texas is officially in play.

[Caramelita 2.0 @Iced_Chardonnay]

He needs to run for office.

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

Every member of Congress get $79 a day for meals.

The SNAP benefits they took away average $6 a day.

Let them live on that.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Maybe Trump should draw the strait open with a sharpie

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

America is a country built on stolen land with forced labor

[Kenny BooYah! 🖖🏾 @KwikWarren]

One good thing about Abdul El-Sayed he’s quick witted and doesn’t hesitate to talk shit to and about Republicans who go at him. More Dems need to follow suit.