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23 - 🇺🇸🇺🇦 - Chelsea FC

[fra ★⋆˚࿔ @choocokookie]

poste italiane

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

People of color visiting Italy for the first time

[fishious @fishquichee]

I think the elephant adds a nice touch to the room

[baby yaga @yagadigital]

LinkedIn is enriching uranium

[shea @sheanorling]

“the pope is weak on crime” is a top-5 funniest thing any politician has said ever in history

[Dylan Burns 🦀 @DylanBurns1776]

Suicide inducing blunt rotation

[Circe @vocalcry]

My HOA is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

“Let marvel rivals players become air traffic controllers”

[Joe Castiglione Jr. @JoeCJr29]

My top names for Oklahoma City’s UFL mascot:

- Bison (State Animal)
- Bombers (S/O Tinker)
- Lightning (should be obvious)
- Outlaws (Feels like 1984)
- Yard Dawgz (Remember them?)

[Katai 💜 Katai 💜 @Katai_Real]

Yerevan and Baku:

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

Airdrop a couple million DNA test kits in Turkey and it will do more damage to the country than a nuclear bomb ever could

[Johanna Nyman @JohannaNyman5]

“If we consider that President Donald Trump is not a very patient person, then for some reason his patience with the Russians does not seem to run out.”

– Kaja Kallas, EU's chief diplomat

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

i am beginning to think that the head of the iranian military wasn’t a part time news host 15 months ago.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Imagine being sent to negotiate the opening of the strait of Hormuz and then you have to fight Satan

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

I keep a baseball bat under my bed in case an intruder wants to hang a slider and get taken 450 dead center

[lo messiah @timchals]

this is how i will find my seat at my dune part three screening

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

Also, regarding the current war and oil:

"He who can destroy a thing has the real control of it"