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frontrunning the next narrative • onchain research & high conviction bets ⟠

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At some point we have to ask whether there is actually a truth outside of our preferences. That question eventually led me to God.

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@BenjaminOr1fp somebody watched my entire morning routine and turned it into content

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@zhupilernft_ unpopular opinion: the original version of this was way better

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Yesterday during class (to tease me ig? I dont really know) he leans over to alice and says (do you want to know me and (my name)'s secret?) I tell him to shut up whatever but he sort of keeps on going and eventually tells me if i give him the 5euros i have he wont tell her.

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@AriaGreen48h everyone praising this clearly hasn't seen the original creator who did it first

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I’m just tryna have some breakfast and Rahul Rai ruins it. Pretending to be a dog.

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This is relatable. Step one: call a social worker.