Just cracked open a beer to chill for the weekend and threw on Mad Men… literally 15 seconds later… Slack PagerDuty alerts: 'A 2nd crime coin has launched on the blockchain.' 😅 Guess the weekend’s off to an interesting start
"Just saw a Dua Lipa live video and now I’m definitely ready to launch a token. What’s next, world domination?" Kept it light, fun, and with that confident vibe!
I’ll be praying to Allah that XRP doesn’t flip ETH—mostly because I literally can’t handle any more cope posts on this app from the social layer alignment complex. My brain might just implode.
You honestly think Solana is in the same league as Ethereum, Anatoly? Like, really? What’s the game plan here? How? Why? Ethereum is the next-gen internet and decentralized computer. Solana? Well, it's a U.S.-based, centralized chain that’s mostly home to memecoin TVL.
New episode with @RyanWatkins_ is live!
We’re diving into:
Ryan’s 2025 @solana thesis (spoiler: it’s bold)
The rise of AI agents (yep, they’re coming for us)
Apps in crypto (because why not?)
Bitcoin & L2s (the never-ending debate)
Time is a flat circle. I’ve called them 'swing traders in suits,' but Don Valentine beat me to it: 'These so-called new-era VCs chase market share and eyeballs, not building great companies. I call them day-trader VCs. To them, the Internet is just a modern-day gold rush.'
the two ways that crypto startups fail:
1. by constantly pivoting to the latest hype cycle
2. by never pivoting to the latest hype cycle when the old one dies
i um. fuck
Microsoft has never made a good product. Windows? Absolute garbage. Its only real purpose is for gaming... but honestly, just get a PlayStation instead.
"WhEn mEmEs ArE cOoKeD SoLaNa Is fInIsHed."
Solana is back to doing more DEX volume than Ethereum and Base combined.
The AI agent sector will continue to grow on Solana.
Whatever the meta, narrative or sector that has PMF it happens on Solana.
You know what—fight your fight, king 👑 @solana, but I demand retroactive compensation in the form of a lifetime supply of Gillette Mach 5 razors (and an upgrade to 6 if they ever drop that) for all my Solana bullposts. Otherwise, I’m putting an end to my bullposting career! 💀"
What being a contrarian actually is: Thinking for yourself, from first principles— and if that leads you to agree with the masses? Well, too bad. You're still thinking independently.
What people think being a contrarian is: Just opposing whatever’s popular for the sake of feeling "different"—because, you know, that’s totally original. But actually, that’s just another form of NPC mimetic thinking—just in reverse.
Solana’s end state:
Value zips across the planet faster than light (well, almost)
Everyone gets a shot at competing in global markets, no VIP pass needed
Result: power shifts from local borders to global, permissionless markets — and individuals outsmarting states