Edward G. Robinson

I'm a very famous movie star and show business actor.

[Edward G. Robinson @EG_Robinson]

I'm giving out nutritious treats to the kids who trick or treat at my motel. Sausage links. Full of nutrients and pork! #Halloween

[Edward G. Robinson @EG_Robinson]

Wear bright clothing so that you can be seen at night or go inside early before the sun goes down so you'll have more candy time. #Halloween

[Edward G. Robinson @EG_Robinson]

I hope everyone is safe this Halloween. Make sure your eye slits are wide enough so that you can see the traffic. #EGR #Halloween

[Edward G. Robinson @EG_Robinson]

I am looking for a friend. Will anyone become friends with an old man? I don't know the answer.

[Edward G. Robinson @EG_Robinson]

Muffinless.

[Edward G. Robinson @EG_Robinson]

I dreamed that my trousers came to life and strangled me to death. Maybe I should see a psy... a psyc... a psychic!

[Edward G. Robinson @EG_Robinson]

I am afraid of the white leg monster and I feel very alone. #EGR

[Edward G. Robinson @EG_Robinson]

But it wasn't the monster this time. It was just some white trousers that I hung out to dry and forgot about. #relief

[Edward G. Robinson @EG_Robinson]

I awoke from an afternoon nap to the most terrifying sight: that spindly-legged monster was chasing me again!

[Edward G. Robinson @EG_Robinson]

Please help me! I am so afraid that that thing will come after me! What if it saw me?! What will I do?! It was horrible! #EGR

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Its walk was frightening for a man of my age! I raced back the way I came! I can only hope it doesn't get me! I haven't slept a wink!!!

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This creature was strutting toward me like some sort of ghostly thing. But it was not a man. It couldn't have been! It was a THING!!!

[Edward G. Robinson @EG_Robinson]

It sauntered in the most surreal and sickening manner. It had no body like a man or beast! I can't sanction it!!!

[Edward G. Robinson @EG_Robinson]

It was thin and short and white. It was a creature! It looked almost like a white pair of trousers walking across the street! Horrible!

[Edward G. Robinson @EG_Robinson]

There was a terrible thing walking toward me! It was so horrible I felt as though I was losing my very grip on my sanity!

[Edward G. Robinson @EG_Robinson]

I lit my cigar and threw down the match and then I looked over at the park across the street. That was my third mistake!!!

[Edward G. Robinson @EG_Robinson]

It was strange that the cigar had gone out suddenly but it was due to a sudden gust of wind. Very peculiar!

[Edward G. Robinson @EG_Robinson]

First I passed by a drugstore, then a mini-mall, then a delicatessen. I paused for a moment to re-light my cigar which had gone out

[Edward G. Robinson @EG_Robinson]

I went for a walk last night and I walked down a different street than usual. The first and second of many mistakes!

[Edward G. Robinson @EG_Robinson]

I had the fright of my night last life!