eggily

live and let live

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

How it feels to work past 4pm now

[girlbatz @girlbatz]

white people when they get a new bird feeder

[Tar Sylv 🥡🥢 @drowsylvana]

im crack tf up at this the office but severance edit from youtube, some of this is INSANE

[ɑrtɛmɪs @peak_transit]

yeah i support DEI. doofenschmirtz evil incorporated

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

pov: u look at me during the sad part of the movie

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

What everything feels like right now

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl day to all who celebrate

[sophie @netcapgirl]

unmuting at the end of a call just to say “nothing from my end, thanks”

[Dew (Robotfucker) @DewEnjoyer]

Obsessed with this one baby hippo that looks fucking MORTIFIED

[Tom @tomsnyds]

One thing about me is that I am absolutely going to load a dishwasher incorrectly

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“no rush but i'm ready to dip whenever u are”

[eggily @EGillmen]

@KindaSortaMaebe it would be better if it said “warsh”

[eggily @EGillmen]

@h3h3producitons @r_h3h3 @YungFika @samtemp1e who is Sam

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

rip shel silverstein you would have loved this

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

1998 economy

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i’ve been getting into sparkling water

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Anxiety is so embarrassing. Oh no, I’m terrified at the farmers’ market.