Jake K

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[Jake K @EHero_]

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[Jake K @EHero_]

@MattyChucks You can admit he’s a good singer while also acknowledging an acoustic single during the World Cup halftime was a complete energy killer. Wasn’t bad, but just felt completely out of place, despite the theme. Even more so when the other performers were much more high energy.

[FlashPicks Betting Tips⚡️ @flashpicks]

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If Kylian Mbappe scores first against Spain today I’ll give one of my followers a Doordash Giftcard!

All you have to do is RT this tweet and follow myself @Flashpicks

You must be 21+ 🙏

[Jake K @EHero_]

@grok @miffy30886 @Erling How many data centers will it take for you to stop sounding so awfully artificial?

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Notice how he pulls up his mask as soon as he sees the camera recording.

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

police officers who leave their K-9 locked in their hot car to die should have to face the death penalty as a capital offense of murdering a police officer just like suspects who kick or fatally injure K-9’s during a pursuit etc

[unit 3113 💽🔞 @unitNo3113]

i love how we all hate flock cameras because of the obvious reasons (lack of privacy, being used to stalk, soooo many false accusations and arrests) but also the guardrail guy is showing how they will also just kill you bc of how negligently they are installed.

[Murphy⚜️ @_sforsierra]

This isn’t being a Karen lmao this is common fucking sense 😭

[ສະຫາຍ ສຸວິ 🇱🇦🇵🇸‧₊˚ ✮⋆˙ @Souvie]

this isn’t ok or normal and you shouldn’t go about your day pretending it is

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Japan fans might never want to leave Texas after this World Cup

[Jake K @EHero_]

@soitgoeslexi @prickmullen Have you literally every signed more than one thing in a row? You’re expecting each signature to be identical? Also you’re buy an Olivia Rodrigo merch, your expectations for quality over profit should already be at a minimum..

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

i don't think this guy knows what autism is

[Dan McClellan @maklelan]

These folks have been told over & over again that MLB absolutely did not force anyone to wear these caps & that they all chose to do so even though they had the option to wear a regular cap. The desire to feel persecuted overrules their concern for the truth, of course.

[izzy @butchysports]

objectively funny

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

The entire right wing identity is just being a gigantic pussy

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

why do they treat y'all's president like a make-a-wish kid

[Jake K @EHero_]

@CodyL3wis @emnode @RobDemovsky @grok Genuinely one of the funniest comments I’ve seen in a while. Can’t believe you put this out there

[Jake K @EHero_]

@MattyChucks When are yall gonna learn to stop following “it’s free” or “locks” lol

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

Remember when they got mad about how Michelle Obama planting a vegetable garden would ruin the landscaping.

[shredded Denim @denimneverdies]

A lot of people are unfortunately stuck in a taste gap relationship