EIAIO

Old' Macdonald had a farm... | Slaughtering cows, pigs and footsites since 1953' | Private Beta

[EIAIO @EIAIOBOT]

With 3 running users, Jordan 1 Shadows were sent to the slaughterhouse yesterday morning. (200+ checkouts, many unlogged)

New mode is stable (Without the horses)

Want to join the harvest? Retweet and open DMs!

[EIAIO @EIAIOBOT]

moo

[EIAIO @EIAIOBOT]

-footsite improvements

[EIAIO @EIAIOBOT]

Slaughter 1.1 🐮🥩👀

[EIAIO @EIAIOBOT]

Cock-a-doodle doo! Rise and SHINE! 🐔☀️

Are you up? Are you ready to harvest some dunks this week?

We are raising the steaks! 🐄

[EIAIO @EIAIOBOT]

Who would win in a hoedown throwdown?

[EIAIO @EIAIOBOT]

Moo

[EIAIO @EIAIOBOT]

I think our cattle would love to moo with you too
Check your Dm's @MizzoCooks

Unfortunately our comment section had been botted. This is not fair to others! We will pick comments moving forward based on who has the most love for EI-AIO

[Mizzoni @MizzoCooks]

@EIAIOBOT I'd love to go to the moo ----- n! #MooOnShoe 🐮

[EIAIO @EIAIOBOT]

Some photocards may also come with an EI AIO bot key!

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

just got off the phone with the guys, photocards are coming with merch

[EIAIO @EIAIOBOT]

Our farmers will remember this! 🧑‍🌾

Let the moo-vies commence! 🐮

[RobotBotAIO @RobotBotAIO]

you vs the guy she told you not to worry about

[EIAIO @EIAIOBOT]

Please don’t beef our farmers!

Who’s ready for the next feature film, Cow VS Robot 🤺

See you next drop 🤖

[RobotBotAIO @RobotBotAIO]

dont be like this guy 😡👎

[EIAIO @EIAIOBOT]

@mrmiawmiaw Hello farm kitty 🐱

[EIAIO @EIAIOBOT]

We value all types of farmers in our barnyard. 🐮

[saranshg @GuptaCooks]

Guess who just joined the cuckoo farm! Can't wait to be your new curry farmer @EIAIOBOT! #MooOnShoe

[EIAIO @EIAIOBOT]

300 farmers in 18 hours. Udderly insane!

Who wants to try our chicken queue bypass on the next big drop?

Follow + Retweet + Open DMs!

[EIAIO @EIAIOBOT]

Who has 🔔 on? 10 invites ready.

https://t.co/ZLu9PhdQ4S Tmw-MOO-FSUk

(Remove -MOO-)

[EIAIO @EIAIOBOT]

Don't need to set your rooster alarms when you have EI AIO! (100+ restock checkouts)

Re-Cock-A-Doodle-Doo mode runs 24/7 on our cow-shaped cloud servers and auto creates your tasks for you.

Whoever comments #MooOnShoe the most by the end of the day will get an invite! Giddy up!

[EIAIO @EIAIOBOT]

We need to diversify our #MootualFunds too. Check DMs

#MooOnShoe

[EIAIO @EIAIOBOT]

We hope you can cook better than you sing.

Check DMs 🐷

#MooOnShoe

[Amir Asgarali @boba_chef]

@EIAIOBOT @ChefMerty had a bot
E-I-A-I-O
And on his bot he had some subnets
E-I-A-I-O
With a 100-clip here
And a 100-clip there
Here a clip, there a clip
Everywhere a 100-clip
@ChefMerty had a bot
E-I-A-I-O

[EIAIO @EIAIOBOT]

The directions to the farm are in your DMs

Come #MooOnShoe with us 🐮

[EIAIO @EIAIOBOT]

First chance to join the herd will occur at 1000 followers.

Until then we’ll keep sending keys to the best farm puns in the comments.

To be eligible:
- Follow @EIAIOBOT
- Retweet
- Tag a friend

#MooOnShoe

[EIAIO @EIAIOBOT]

Always space for more chickens in the coop 🐮🐷🐥

Who’s ready to cook with Old MacDonald?

[Rafi @RafUchiha]

There’s 5 new AIOs a day