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Presenting your Every Inch Counts 2020 last place performance, Run CMC. Iconic

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Happy National #EIC Punishment Day! An entire season late, the Ghost of Davey Jones finally pays their dues in today’s @RunRocknRoll half marathon. Shirt leaves little to the imagination. Bettors are smashing the over 2:00 mark #lastplace #loser

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Live look at @HIRiverOtters and @FCGoldenGators going head to head for 5th place this week

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The official 2024 #EIC playoff picture:

1 @RockyMtnOysters BYE
2 @CrwnPtEagleRays BYE

6 @FCGoldenGators @ 3 Steel City Stallions
5 @HIRiverOtters @ 4 Naked & Safe

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Every Year Counts #MyXAnniversary

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The latest playoff odds with three weeks left in the regular season:

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BREAKING: @FCGoldenGators HC Buster Cheeks appears to be violently hungover on the sideline ahead of today’s matchup vs @HIRiverOtters. Per source, last night Cheeks was seen drinking from the #DirtyWaterBowl🦦🐊

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@RockyMtnOysters @TheMilkManFFB @HIRiverOtters Everybody knows fantasy football twitter season doesn’t start until the day after the MLB season ends

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🚨TRADE ALERT🚨

@TheMilkManFFB trades WR Michael Pittman Jr. to @HIRiverOtters for WR Rashee Rice. An unlikely transaction between the two rivals.

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This week’s nipple bowl between @FCGoldenGators and The Naked & Safe :

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@CrwnPtEagleRays @TheMilkManFFB @RockyMtnOysters @HIRiverOtters @FCGoldenGators - @TheMilkManFFB joins @HIRiverOtters as the two teams with the most playoff appearances without a championship (5)
- @RockyMtnOysters join @HIRiverOtters and @InsulinJunkies as the teams with the most playoff wins (5)

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Notable changes after last szn:
- @TheMilkManFFB takes over as the top team to never win a championship from @HIRiverOtters by 2 wins
- SoBe Simpletons continue their crusade as the worst of the original 8 founding teams

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- @CrwnPtEagleRays, @themilkmanffb, @RockyMtnOysters join @HIRiverOtters as the teams with the most playoff appearances (5)
- 2023 champion Steel City Stallions set the new record for easiest strength of schedule (opp. avg. 94.36 pts weekly)
- @FCGoldenGators need some milk

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Link: https://t.co/YuF5jSolKv

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🚨 LEAGUE WEBSITE UPDATED🚨
- All-time standings through 2023 season
- Team pages, records, rules page updated

* Yahoo historical data on previous seasons is currently broken for transactions and trades. Trades and other transaction related data/records are frozen moving forward

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Week 5:
6 @HIRiverOtters @ 1 @RockyMtnOysters (-12)
9 @InsulinJunkies @ 2 @TheMilkManFFB (-35)
3 @CrwnPtEagleRays (-5) @ 7 Turn Your Head and Goff
11 The Naked & Safe @ 12 @FCGoldenGators (-2)
10 Chud Champions (-6) @ 5 Steel City Stallions

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ahem…it’s me, your favorite fantasy football league Twitter account

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Still on vacation. Everyone’s team sucks. I slurped 9 oysters yesterday

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Ghost of Davey Jones - @SantinoFerrucci
@HIRiverOtters - @rinusveekay
@InsulinJunkies - @PatricioOWard
Steel City Stallions - @FRosenqvist
The Naked & Safe - @TakumaSatoRacer
SoBe Simpletons - @KKirkwoodRacing
@FCGoldenGators - @RyanHunterReay
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#Indy500 driver assignments to sort out the 2024 #EIC Draft order:
Chud Champions - @smclaughlin93
Turn Your Head and Goff - @12WillPower
@RockyMtnOysters - @josefnewgarden
@TheMilkManFFB - @AlexanderRossi
@CrwnPtEagleRays - @KyleLarsonRacin
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Every Inch Counts has been renewed for the 2024-2025 season.