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[Eisa🐾 @EISA_27]

@Mbahdeyforyou May God help us and while that is happening may we all have the strength and unity to do what is right for our beloved country no matter the cost

[Chetuya Chinagolum @Chetuyachinago]

This is exactly how greedy local politicians in Nigeria systematically launder public money to buy luxurious real estates, luxury penthouses, offshore private islands, and exclusive apartments in foreign capitals.

You see them buying cheap wheelbarrows, plastic buckets, sewing machines and manual grinding machines to distribute to desperate farmers, and you think they are doing that out of sheer, unadulterated incompetence. You scratch your head and wonder why they are never building state-of-the-art medical facilities, equipping regional hospitals, funding research laboratories, increasing civil service salaries or at least renovating the already dilapidated, roofless, and crumbling schools in rural communities. Well, the glaring problem with these kinds of massive infrastructure projects is that they are incredibly easy to audit, heavily inspected, and physically visible at the federal level since they are actual physical structures.
Also, if a single project exceeds 5 billion Naira, it must be presented directly to the Federal Executive Council, heavily debated, and personally chaired by the President for final approval, which makes it phenomenally difficult for the local government cartel to quietly launder massive public money without immediately running into serious political trouble, EFCC investigations, or federal interference.

Although this absolutely does not mean that politicians in Nigeria find it difficult to steal, embezzle, or divert funds. They effortlessly steal hundreds of thousands of Naira daily, weekly, and monthly, and comfortably write it off as basic operational costs, office maintenance, travel allowances, or hospitality budgets. But this petty cash is not enough to fuel their luxury private jets, fund their mistresses, sponsor their extravagant shopping sprees, or bankroll their endless tourist trips to Dubai, London, Paris, and Geneva.
Because Nigerian law technically mandates that any government expenses crossing 1 million Naira be officially designated as a formal contract and must be approved by the state governor's specific ministry. But once a contract aggressively crosses the 1 billion Naira threshold, it can absolutely no longer be handled quietly, internally, or secretly by the local ministry, the state parastatals, or the National Assembly without triggering strict outside oversight and federal tracking. So this is exactly why, when it is time to ruthlessly steal up to 6 billion Naira, they brilliantly divide it into 5 distinct phases of fraudulent empowerment programmes worth 950 million Naira each, which is a highly convenient, perfectly calculated amount that can be handled quietly, smoothly, and entirely internally by the compromised ministry.

Once the looting project is successfully compartmentalized, fragmented, and broken down into these hidden phases, the contract is immediately awarded to a phantom shell company, a fake NGO, a newly registered proxy contractor that is secretly owned, or totally controlled by the politician, their immediate family members, or their closest political aides. The highly doctored contract would boldly state that the government is purchasing 1,000 motorcycles at a heavily inflated, criminally padded price, for example, ₦1.8 million per single unit, even though the actual, verifiable wholesale market rate directly from the original manufacturer is a mere ₦800,000.
Look at the magical spread: the government officially pays the proxy contractor a whopping ₦1.8 billion. The contractor quietly buys the motorcycles for just ₦800 million. The massive remaining ₦1 billion magically transforms into legitimate corporate profit sitting safely in the contractor's private bank account, effectively cleansed, totally sanitized, and completely washed of its dirty origin as stolen public treasury funds.

Out of this ₦800 million worth of actual motorcycles purchased, barely 500 units worth roughly ₦400 million will ever eventually be shipped and distributed to the public. Again, this grand illusion is incredibly easy to achieve since these ridiculous empowerment projects are never audited, never verified, never tracked, and never properly documented. The gullible public has absolutely no way of verifying how many people are actually in attendance to collect these items, no access to the beneficiary registry, no way to audit the distribution manifest, and they also have no way of knowing if the people enthusiastically collecting these motorcycles are genuine struggling teachers, actual rural farmers, legitimate civil servants, or just violent local touts, street urchins, and party sycophants deliberately hired, paid, and clothed by the government just to pose, dance, and smile for the flashing media cameras. The massive funds allocated for those "ghost" 500 motorcycles are kept entirely as raw untraceable cash and can then be cleanly used by the governor within the state.

As for the excess profit of ₦1 billion is sitting comfortably in the shadow contractor's account, the proxy happily uses the funds to violently purchase prime real estate, commercial plazas, and heavily guarded mansions directly in the name of the politician or their privileged family members, thereby expertly making the entire fraudulent transaction look exactly like a highly successful, perfectly legal, and completely private business deal.

So wake up and realize that these highly publicized spectacles are absolutely not charity projects, they are not dividends of democracy, they are not poverty alleviation mechanisms, and they are certainly not genuine empowerment schemes. They are simply sophisticated, heavily calculated, meticulously engineered, and brutally executed money laundering operations designed to completely bankrupt the future of Nigerians.

[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

Hadi Sirika allegedly stole ₦2bn

Mele Kyari allegedly stole ₦210tn

Sadiya Farouq allegedly stole ₦38.7bn + $1.3m

Malami allegedly stole ₦256bn

All these guys are from the North where people are dying from insecurity & poverty

They are supposed to be our representatives

[Zekeri Idris Jnr @IdrisZekeriJnr]

What Tinubu/APC is using to control Nigerians: Part 4: TikTok and Political illiteracy #politics #nigeria

[Davido @davido]

BRING THEM HOME 🇳🇬🌎🙏 #fifaworldcup2026

[Chetuya Chinagolum @Chetuyachinago]

Every Nigerian needs to pay very close attention to this official press release by the Finance Minister of Nigeria, Taiwo Oyedele. This serves as the direct response by the Federal Government to the International Monetary Fund 2026 Article IV Concluding Statement on Nigeria.

The recent IMF statement on Nigeria is overflowing with glowing praises for the Tinubu Administration and their supposedly brilliant economic policies.
The IMF is loudly cheering for the reunification of the foreign exchange market because the gap between the official and black market exchange rates has remained below 5%, which is absolutely fantastic for foreign investors since they love predictability, guaranteed margins, and zero currency friction. They also excitedly applaud the fact that Nigeria's foreign reserves have built back up, supposedly providing a comfortable cushion against global economic shocks. Finally, the IMF highly commended the Tinubu government's decisions to eliminate deficit monetization (which stopped the CBN from printing money to fund government projects) and to permanently remove petrol subsidies.

Now, the Tinubu Administration, speaking through the office of the Finance Minister, is proudly parading this IMF report like a shiny gold medal. They are framing this praise as an "independent validation" that their brutally painful economic policies over the past few years are finally yielding positive macroeconomic results. The glaring problem here is that this is not something Nigeria as a sovereign country should be celebrating, and this is entirely because of who the IMF actually works for and who dictates their underlying policies. The G7 nations and Western superpowers entirely control the IMF board, and the institution itself exists strictly to protect the financial interests of international creditor nations, massive global investment banks, ruthless hedge funds, and wealthy foreign bondholders. The primary job of the IMF is merely to ensure that the global financial system remains perfectly stable and that struggling developing nations never default on their massive, crippling debts to foreign creditors. Therefore, the IMF works exclusively for the lenders (the global financial-industrial complex), absolutely not for the bleeding borrowers like Nigeria, Ghana, Kenya, or any other struggling African nation.

To see how bad this is, just observe this currency unification being praised by the IMF as a massive win for the Tinubu Administration. They are celebrating simply because the exchange rate is now mathematically stable and investors are finally happy. This is spectacularly good for foreign speculators, but it is deeply catastrophic for us because the currency stabilized at a spectacularly weaker level of N1,400 per dollar, compared to N770 in the black market and N450 in the official rate before this administration took over.
So yes, the currency is technically unified, but at a permanently crippled level. Since Nigeria is a heavily import-dependent economy, this unified weakness has made the cost of food, life-saving medicines, basic hospital bills, school fees, transportation, building materials, imported spare parts, and daily survival astronomical, thereby permanently destroying the purchasing power of everyday Nigerians.

Furthermore, the IMF congratulating the Tinubu Administration on increasing the country's foreign reserves might sound like brilliant news, until you suddenly realize that it is this exact, deliberate policy that violently crippled our local industries. Most of the money that makes up these bloated new foreign reserves was forcefully squeezed out of the removal of petrol subsidies, a move that has deeply suffocated our local businesses, artisans, manufacturers, and logistics companies who rely entirely on petrol generators to survive. But this is not even the full tragic story. Even the bloody change they violently squeezed out of the dying Nigerian middle class was not enough to impress these foreign investors. To aggressively entice them, the Tinubu Administration spiked the base interest rate from 18% up to a staggering 27%. This was no mistake. In the US, for example, when you lend money to the government by buying Treasury Bills, federal bonds, municipal securities, or index funds, the interest you expect to make per year is at most 5%. But the Nigerian government is desperately signaling to these foreign speculators and international bondholders to come drop their dollars in Nigeria, effectively guaranteeing them a massive 27% interest by the end of the year. This might look like a huge economic win as foreign capital flows into the country, but this hot money never ends up in the pockets of ordinary Nigerians. It is never used to build schools, pay hospital bills, subsidize agriculture, fix dead refineries, or reduce house rents. The money just sits idly in the central bank to impress the IMF and World Bank creditors, proving to them that Nigeria is highly liquid and perfectly safe to lend to.

The absolute worst part of this trap is that it is not just the CBN increasing the base interest rates. The commercial banks are naturally forced to aggressively increase their lending rates even higher. Today, some predatory commercial banks are charging desperate businesses as much as 35% to 40% interest on loans. This financial terrorism has forced countless local businesses to drastically cut down production, lay off massive numbers of staff, and permanently close their branches in remote areas across Nigeria, forcing them to operate strictly within the suffocating limits of their own personal, depleted capital. It is practically mathematically impossible to borrow from a Nigerian bank, scale up production, create actual wealth, and employ the millions of struggling graduates in our society when you first have to pay 40% to the bank. Add that to the reunified currency making imports insanely expensive, meaning businesses still have to pay extra for imported raw materials, clear goods at exorbitant customs duties, pay multiple state taxes, and buy the hyper-expensive fuel that spiked in price due to the celebrated subsidy removal.

It is very possible to analyze this insulting press release further, but there is absolutely no need to waste the time. Clearly, this administration should not be celebrating warm handshakes, pat-on-the-back press releases, and polite diplomatic smiles from foreign creditors and international bondholders. They should be focusing entirely on the bleeding Nigerians who are brutally forced to carry the crushing, suffocating burden of these massive economic miscalculations just to please a comfortable, wealthy board of directors at the World Bank and the IMF.

[Optimist, Interrupted 🇺🇸🗽🇺🇦 @DoggedlyO]

@covie_93 🤔

[Eisa🐾 @EISA_27]

@schrodinjerr Tbh everything is just wrong bout this sitting arrangement....the should have at least put up a glass barricade like in ice hockey

[Eisa🐾 @EISA_27]

@kintoni77 @schrodinjerr So I keep doing it but it's not working...is the power shot mechanic like the one on console where I can fill the power to like 70% and double tap????

[Eisa🐾 @EISA_27]

@kintoni77 @schrodinjerr How can I perform low driven shots???

[Schrodinjer 🇳🇬🌍 @schrodinjerr]

The current X timeline shows if you ever get yourself in TROUBLE, the world will wail for a moment and MOVE ON.

Ti won ba de ji e gbe, o daran niyen.

Your president and citizens no send your papa.

Today is children's day and 46 children are still missing! 😭

[Mayor Of Calabar @Uno_009]

2. Not with noise. Not with protests that get ignored. With Unexplained Wealth Orders. With INTERPOL Red Notices. With asset freezes. With the full weight of British, Swedish, and international law enforcement brought to bear through every formal channel available to a Swedish citizen and a Nigerian of public standing who knows exactly how these institutions work and is not afraid to use them.

Seyi Tinubu is not untouchable. Isabel dos Santos thought she was untouchable. She was wrong.

I am Kio Amachree. And I am just getting started.

[Mayor Of Calabar @Uno_009]

1. I Have Written to INTERPOL About Seyi Tinubu. This Is Not a Threat. This Is a Process.

Let me be very clear about what is happening right now.

I am Kio Amachree, President of Worldview International. I have spent months filing formal complaints with the FBI, the DEA, the UK Serious Fraud Office, MI5, Sweden’s SAPO, and the United Nations regarding the conduct of the Tinubu administration and its principal beneficiaries. I have written open letters to President Trump, King Charles, Prime Minister Starmer, and the UN Secretary-General. I have submitted formal petitions to INTERPOL member country National Central Bureaus.

Today I escalated.

I have formally written to the Secretary General of INTERPOL in Lyon, France — Secretary General Valdecy Urquiza — with copies simultaneously served on the Director General of the UK National Crime Agency, the Director of the UK Serious Fraud Office, the Head of Sanctions at the UK Foreign Commonwealth and Development Office, and Sweden’s SAPO.

The subject: Seyi Tinubu. Money laundering. A fraud-tainted £9 million London mansion purchased through a British Virgin Islands shell company called Aranda Overseas Corporation, at the precise moment that property was under active Nigerian government confiscation proceedings as the proceeds of a $1.6 billion fraud. Documented by Bloomberg News. Confirmed by the Organised Crime and Corruption Reporting Project. On the public record since May 2023.

For those who do not know what an Unexplained Wealth Order is, let me explain. Under UK law, the National Crime Agency can walk into the High Court and obtain an order requiring Seyi Tinubu to explain, in legal proceedings, exactly where the money came from to buy that mansion. If he cannot explain it — and he has never even tried, publicly — the property is presumed to be recoverable criminal proceeds and can be seized. No criminal conviction required. The burden of proof shifts to him.

That is the same mechanism used to seize £24 million worth of properties from the wife of a corrupt Azerbaijani banker. It is the same legal architecture that froze over $730 million of Isabel dos Santos’s assets in London’s High Court. It is active, it is proven, and it applies directly to Seyi Tinubu’s London property portfolio.

And INTERPOL? Let me tell you what a Red Notice means in practice. It means that if Seyi Tinubu lands at any airport in Europe — Paris, Frankfurt, Amsterdam, Zurich, Stockholm — he can be detained on the spot by local law enforcement pending extradition proceedings. That is what happened to the targets of Angola’s pursuit of Isabel dos Santos. It is what the UK government, the NCA, and Sweden’s SAPO now have the formal documentation in their hands to initiate.

I am not writing articles anymore. I am filing. There is a difference.

The UK government has already called Isabel dos Santos a notorious kleptocrat and frozen her assets. The Swiss government convicted Gilbert Chagoury of money laundering in 1994. The United States forfeited assets from Bola Tinubu himself in 1993 in connection with narcotics trafficking proceeds. The international accountability infrastructure is not theoretical. It has been used against this family and their circle before. It will be used again.

To every Nigerian reading this — in Lagos, in Abuja, in Port Harcourt, in London, in Houston, in Stockholm — I want you to understand something. While you are paying ₦1,500 for a litre of fuel. While your hospitals have no drugs. While your currency has lost half its value. Seyi Tinubu’s shell company was buying a three-floor mansion in St. John’s Wood with an eight-car driveway, electric gates, two gardens, and a gym, using money connected to a £9 million property that the Nigerian government itself had identified as the proceeds of a $1.6 billion fraud.
That ends.

Continue Reading in Number 2

[BUCOS @TENIBEGILOJU202]

GOD BLESS YOU VDM... This Tinubu can't help Nigeria. Allowing Tinubu to come back in 2027 will be the end of Nigeria. Retweet massively pls.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Tinubu’s N65.9 Trillion debt in 24 months exceeds five times Nigeria’s total borrowing in 55 years – Former OPSN Chairman, Dele Oye

[Tony Ajah @tonyajah]

2023 mistakes cannot be repeated in 2027. Nigeria MUST be OK ✌️

[BUCOS @TENIBEGILOJU202]

RUFAI OSENI HAS SPOKEN AGAIN!!! I have nothing more to add, just retweet massively till it gets to the appropriate quarters pls

[Prophet_Ikuku | Neural Network @Zyyon_]

Can Nigerians in the UK just shut up? Ah

[Chinedu @itzpetkoff]

1. Germany has free education and the standard is excellent. Why cant govt allocate money to improve education than their lifestyle.

2. I dont understand what you wrote there cos it doesnt relate to anything i said. The government makes money from exports of oil and other things, borrowing should be to improve infrastructures that yield money. Show me one the govt did (dont mention coastal road)

3. I never even insulted you. I will not need any reason to pass there. So how will it benefit me again. What kind of job will it create that will affect the Akwa-ibom man.

4. Y'all can never have intelligent conversations. That is why the country is going down the drain

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

As seen in these pictures released by the kidnappers, this is the heartbreaking condition these innocent children are in.

Tonight makes it the 10th night since one-year-old baby, little children, and school teachers were kidnapped in Ogbomosho, Oyo State.

I watched some videos of the parents crying and begging. The agony in their voices is something no parent should ever experience. Pain, regret, fear… “Had I known” has now become the cry of many families.

To some parents, education is no longer a thing of joy. Sending their children to school now feels like sending them into danger. For many, school is gradually becoming a source of fear instead of hope.

And the painful part is we have a president who is also a grandfather 💔

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.
Governor Seyi Makinde.

No be life una dey live oo.

A government that cannot protect innocent children has failed its people.

APC government is evil😭😭

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

Young Nigerians are not stupid. We are on fire!

Why should anyone pay over ₦600K for a substandard education in a public university? Leave everything & listen to our Gen Zs speak. Tag them. They deserve a massive shout out.

Nigeria must be OK in our lifetime!! 😭👏👏