Lizzie Ridgway

29. Amateur at life.

[Lizzie Ridgway @EJCords93]

My biggest flex so far in my life would be making the Deans List last semester, even after my mother suddenly passed away the week before finals.

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@DotComParker 1,800 it’s crazy to keep up with especially with a 10 month old that’s quickly eating more and more. All the bills plus food for the baby life is just crazy expensive.

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When I get angry I become a passive aggressive sarcastic bitch, or I simply just shut down and refuse to talk to those that have angered me. Today I have selected option 1.

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My dad officially sold the house he and my mom owned and raised us in that they bought back in 1997. I’m too sentimental for this and to me this is the last physical connection left to my mom.

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Babies make some of the funniest noises I have ever heard. Can’t believe I’ve enjoyed this munchkin for the past 4 weeks.

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One thing about having a dead mom while becoming a first time mom is realizing how much you need her. I’ve never missed my mama more than I have in the past 3 weeks. I wish she could have met my daughter and been here for me to turn to at all hours of the day.

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I’m so over being pregnant at this point. The amount of hospital visits I have had is getting a little nutty. I just want my little babe now.

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Pregnancy hormones are getting the best of me. I’m over here crying cause I don’t know what I want to eat for dinner. 😂😂😂 I just can’t anymore with myself.

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These hormones make me want to rage delete all of my social media accounts, fight people. And having ppl “claim” my daughter as their newest blah blah blah is going to cause me to lose my fucking mind.

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When people decide to say they care about you but do everything in their power to cause you drama and stress. 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

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So beyond over being pregnant this little lady is so stubborn and I am just so impatient. I’ve also lost like 6 lads in the last week due to hyperemesis and after dealing with that for 90% of this pregnancy I’m just ready to meet this little lady already. 😂😂

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My OBGYN cracks me up. Her exact words this morning “well you’re past 34 weeks so now we won’t stop labor if it starts we will just be there to catch the baby.” I can’t with her. She’s so blunt it’s hilarious. Like we’re about to “set 52 hike” this baby outta me at any moment. 😂

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The DB cooper case is nuts and my favorite conspiracy theory. How did the government “lose” the only DNA evidence from the man that got away with 200,000 dollars…? My theory is they didn’t and the government 100% knows who DB copper was.

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My husband is so much more of an extrovert than I am. I mean this man can be standing in a line and make friends with the person in front of him whereas I just stand there and wait my turn. This is why we work well as a couple, haha.

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Pregnancy mood swings are crazy man, along with the whole nesting urge. This is a wild ride. Woke up at 7am and decided I wanted to spend the day before work painting baby girls nursery. Like who does that not on their day off?!? 🙃

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 20 Jul 2009 (via @twi_age).

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Moving period sucks. Moving house while 29 weeks pregnant is a new type of torture. Thank the heavens for my husband who single handily packed us up and both our parents for helping move us. Now for the hell of unpacking.

[Lizzie Ridgway @EJCords93]

I seriously hate moving. Packing and moving while almost 30 weeks pregnant is just miserable.

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Being a high risk pregnancy is fun. Let me tell you. The amount of hospital visits I have had along with the millions of ultrasounds is just insane. Here’s to another hospital visit to check on the babe.

[Lizzie Ridgway @EJCords93]

Having the flu while pregnant 10/10 do not recommend.

[Lizzie Ridgway @EJCords93]

Jeff: “I’m about to be the only guy in this family. I hope our daughter likes to watch the same movies I like if not I might die.” 😂😂😂