Emily Newport

sometimes I imagine as much as 6 impossible things before breakfast

[Emily Newport @EJNewport]

Some days I get up, put my gym stuff on, go for a run, do a workout and have a smoothie, but today I woke up, came down stairs in my PJs and ate an Easter egg at 10:30am

[Emily Newport @EJNewport]

Every sentence at work now starts with “in the new year..”

[🕷️ @widowmakerr666]

I’M SCREAMING THIS KIM KARDASHIAN EDIT

[t @semiskimmedmilf]

there’s a very specific and special place in my heart for baby gromit

[Dawn French 💙🔴🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Dawn_French]

Keto lies….

[Emily Newport @EJNewport]

How is it Tommy Shelby is gods gift, yet Cillian Murphy...

[Russell Kane @russell_kane]

Line of Duty complexities #lineofduty

[b.b @benoobrown]

Why am I so obsessed with asking what people had for dinner all the time?? Tell me all the details

[Emily Newport @EJNewport]

WEEZY F BABY #PowerHour

[Emily Newport @EJNewport]

People that whisper so loudly they may as well shout in silent places 😶

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

queen elizabeth on red table talk by wednesday

[Emily Newport @EJNewport]

How hard is it to keep Meghan Markle’s name out the British media, fml

[🦂 @94finest_]

Googled the wine, chile let me go to sleep.

[Emily Newport @EJNewport]

Put on gym clothes had fruit for breakfast, got changed in to trackies and ate 15 milk tray chocolates

[Emily Newport @EJNewport]

Running out of wfh steam

[Emily Newport @EJNewport]

The minute I heard the words ‘this is optional’ in a lecture recording, I’m turning it off

[Emily Newport @EJNewport]

Preferred being younger, more naive and blissfully ignorant

[Emily Newport @EJNewport]

Summer exams cancelled for GCSE and A Levels yet I’ve still got 2 exams for uni next week????