EJ Monkey (Only active once in a blue moon)

I'm a Christian, antisocial friend, and lazy content creator. :)

[EJ Monkey (Only active once in a blue moon) @EJ_Monkey]

Happy YEET DAY!
Sorry no stream to celebrate it...
And no tweets for ages xD

[EJ Monkey (Only active once in a blue moon) @EJ_Monkey]

@ImJustIsabella Well, you're in luck I happened to check twitter today for the first time in 2 months! :D
I don't know if I have time to DM a whole campaign right now (unsure, I might...?) but I could at least put together a one shot if you're interested?

[EJ Monkey (Only active once in a blue moon) @EJ_Monkey]

(Context: Paladins Esports team for a brief bit. I was probably a terrible teammate, in the sense that I never practiced or grinded-- I was only there to hang with my friends, and I happened to have some talent... We only ever won one game, but it was still fun! XD )

[EJ Monkey (Only active once in a blue moon) @EJ_Monkey]

Ah yes. forgot this was a thing. Can't believe it was 4 years ago, lol

[Fungus, I implore you @Shroomypls]

I recently discovered heroforge, and I made some friends and I on it 😊

[EJ Monkey (Only active once in a blue moon) @EJ_Monkey]

@Stckmanninja I mean... Statistically, yes, the game is literally unbeatable a good chunk of the time, even with optimal play... However, I feel like that's the punishment you're signing up for when you're bored enough to sit and play a game of glorified coin flip?

[EJ Monkey (Only active once in a blue moon) @EJ_Monkey]

@ImJustIsabella how dare you

[EJ Monkey (Only active once in a blue moon) @EJ_Monkey]

... I think I need a girlfriend. XD

[EJ Monkey (Only active once in a blue moon) @EJ_Monkey]

Update:
I have continued sorting out my years-old buildup of emails from when I was too depressed/stressed to bother addressing them.
I have now cut down from 3,987 unread to 800.
(Of course, then I also have my OTHER 2 accounts, my physical notes to sort, my mess of photos...)

[EJ Monkey (Only active once in a blue moon) @EJ_Monkey]

I'm going organization-crazy...

I do not socialize.
Games/hobbies no longer bring enjoyment.
My only fleeting serotonin comes from seeing the notification number approach zero.
Soon, I shall have my life back under control!
And then where will I go? What will give me meaning?

[EJ Monkey (Only active once in a blue moon) @EJ_Monkey]

Just popped in to ruin everyone's day. I'm sorry. okbye
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Daily Quordle 70 https://t.co/Jwt7ruRe6n

[EJ Monkey (Only active once in a blue moon) @EJ_Monkey]

wait, I miscounted... it'll be only 8 tabs as soon as I close twitter again, lol

[EJ Monkey (Only active once in a blue moon) @EJ_Monkey]

Today I cut down my open chrome tabs from 67 (only including my laptop) down to 9,
and I cut my overflowing email inbox from 3,987 unread emails down to 2,965.
Slowly making progress on getting life under control...
Not being on twitter certainly helps. xD

[EJ Monkey (Only active once in a blue moon) @EJ_Monkey]

@KingRayRay_Ray @SeaOfThieves yep... we tried again last night, for 3 hours straight... Still couldn't get people onto the same server. -.-
It's really hard to make interesting content without such a basic feature... PLEASE @SeaOfThieves give us the ability to have custom servers. I would gladly pay for it

[EJ Monkey (Only active once in a blue moon) @EJ_Monkey]

Might pop on occasionally to bulk-update the wacky dream log or post something funny if it fits nowhere else...
But Imma delete Twitter and not check it until such a time arises.
Hit me up on discord, YT, email, or carrier pigeon if you need to contact me in the meantime.
cy'all!

[EJ Monkey (Only active once in a blue moon) @EJ_Monkey]

Oh yeah... I streamed today. Forgot to announce it.
...In fact, my only reasons for using Twitter have been to announce streams, keep up with distant friends, and occasionally make quips...
But now nobody watches my content and I'm distant regardless...

So I think I'll quit it.

[EJ Monkey (Only active once in a blue moon) @EJ_Monkey]

Movin' on up in the world.
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hahaha
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[Mumbo Jumbo @ThatMumboJumbo]

If you're wondering how a YouTube channel like this can make 5 Minecraft videos a day, it's by taking the work of others

[EJ Monkey (Only active once in a blue moon) @EJ_Monkey]

Dreamed I was in splitgate, railgunning through portals at some traitorous movie characters...
Also dreamed I was in a spaceship room that slowly moved along a set path, like a ride... I accidentally injured a baby rodent, which I tried to help, resulting in peace with the tribe