J4rd

i teach the little humans important stuff

[J4rd @EKAJ4rd]

Like deadass, I live in MERICA so don’t tell me I can’t paint my house, cause I’ll fucking paint it pink just because? That’s WAY less “faggoty” than rolling over and getting ass fucked by some restarted ass mother fucker who thinks they can tell you the color of your house 😂

[J4rd @EKAJ4rd]

For $1,800/mo I’d pay my literal soul to remain a human being that will never be this concerned with other human being’s possessions. No matter your “side”, you’re still sympathizing with HOA. You just lost EVERYONE other than the simple ass dumbfucks this shit attracts 😂

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

You guys all complain about HOAs but I’ll tell ya what.

You would never see this kind of riffraff in my communities.

For $1,800/mo we will ensure all homes are the same shade of beige and fine you for having too many leaves in your yard.

[J4rd @EKAJ4rd]

I’m too broke to even go to work at this point.

[J4rd @EKAJ4rd]

Meth’d out white mom in car pool line this week, smashes into rear end of disabled father who lost his arm many years ago, claiming “my brakes went out”, when, in fact, her brakes did not go out.

This is easy, I just forgot to take the pics. How much y’all make again??

[New York Post @nypost]

Haitian motorist making illegal turn in Springfield, Ohio, smashes into mom driving with autistic daughter https://t.co/TVb9TOYjsC

[Fred @uncleFredsTweet]

Happy Tuesday 🌹

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

she passed the only test i can think of for not needing to be in a senior care facility lmfao

[J4rd @EKAJ4rd]

@CareForGaza 🇵🇸

[Alex Press @alexnpress]

“on the move” is nuts

[☔ @Whotfismick]

So real

[Perfectly Orchestrated🎼 @ProdByPerfectly]

“Snap ya fingers…take a breath…go ahead release that stress”

[J4rd @EKAJ4rd]

I agree with most of the demeaning responses to this, however, this is what you’re getting until we reform the education system.

I make 1.5x more $ selling shit on eBay for three hours a day than I do teaching.

You HAVE to have another income in order to teach AND stay alive.

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

THIS IS FROM 2021

IT DID NOT START ON OCT 7

[J4rd @EKAJ4rd]

Adults prob have it less together than 7 year olds emotionally.

[AJI🪐 @AjiSZN_]

As you got older you realized that what?

[Magda Boyo I drink, I smoke, I gamble @xalapalynn2]

Let’s put cops in schools because that’ll make kids safe

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

translation: “although i am not facing professional repercussions (he isn’t), i am receiving social repercussions from openly supporting genocide. i will now use liberal language that subtly supports it and grants the ability to hide behind neutral and obscure language.”

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Working 5 days a week for 2 days off is a big part of why most workers are miserable

[Richard Medhurst @richimedhurst]

Imagine Hamas releasing Israeli hostages, and beating up their families at the same time in their homes.

That is what Israel is doing to several Palestinian families.

People waiting outside the prisons to welcome the released hostages are also teargassed.

Revolting.