Erin Jensen

[Erin Jensen @EKL622]

I tried to treat myself to my very favorite @Starbucks drink (brown sugar oat milk shaken espresso)…and realized when I got home that they’d given me a vanilla cold brew labeled “Niki”. I hope that wherever Niki is, she is enjoying my far superior order. 😩🙃

[Erin Jensen @EKL622]

Wordle 214 2/6

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I haven’t been sharing these, but I’m pretty proud of this one. 🤗

[Erin Jensen @EKL622]

@Starbucks I’ve played Starbucks for Life eight times now, and I’ve gotten the exact same game piece (furthest right on 1,000 Stars) every single time. Crazy coincidence or glitch? Help! 🔮

[Erin Jensen @EKL622]

@hughweber A blogger from NY that I follow retweeted this thread. What a fun coincidence that Emerson lives in Sioux Falls just like me! Keep up the good work spreading kindness, girlie!

[Erin Jensen @EKL622]

My wedding is in eight weeks and six days. 😬🤞🏼 (Maybe I’ll just cut 200 people from the guest list.)

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: CDC recommends that gatherings of 50 people or more in U.S. be canceled or postponed in next 8 weeks because of coronavirus. Find AP coverage of the virus outbreak here: https://t.co/n2a1snkJ8S

[Erin Jensen @EKL622]

Uhhhh. Why am I going to work tomorrow?

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Graphing out the workers who face the greatest #Covid19 risk, full chart here: https://t.co/nrZYalx9AR

[Erin Jensen @EKL622]

Um. Okay, Twitter. I had other plans today, but I’ll keep your idea in mind too. Don’t be mad if I don’t get to it though.

[Erin Jensen @EKL622]

@bberger718 @UberFacts Twitter just told me you said this. I’ll still accept flowers. ☺️

[Erin Jensen @EKL622]

@CMercado5 31 seems like the right number of times to play that song. Especially if it’s all in a row on an inescapable bus. 🇺🇸

[Erin Jensen @EKL622]

@CMercado5 That was the only song I was going to suggest, so good work.

[Erin Jensen @EKL622]

6-year-old me’s movie review was correct. Pocahontas has too much singing. Also, realizing now, just a tad too much racism. 😒

[Erin Jensen @EKL622]

I just misspelled "ingredients" and my phone autocorrected to "ogre diabetes". 🤣

[Erin Jensen @EKL622]

If anybody finds a (probably smashed) iPhone on the side of the interstate, it's mine. You can keep it. 😳🤦🏽‍♀️😑

[Erin Jensen @EKL622]

Wells is going to be the next bachelor, right? Who's nominating me to be on his season? 😏😂

[Erin Jensen @EKL622]

I can't get internet installed at my new place because @Midcontinent doesn't believe my address exists. 😩 #ineednetflix

[Erin Jensen @EKL622]

I beg your pardon? I don't actually follow @ChurchofSatan currently, but @twitter is recommending that I start. 😂👹

[Erin Jensen @EKL622]

The movie I'm watching keeps playing the default iPhone ringtone and my dog freaks out every time. I think she might be a human. 📱😱

[Erin Jensen @EKL622]

Accidentally FaceTimed my high school Psychology teacher. Ten years ago I would have diiiied. Now, it's just hilarious. 😳😂 (also, *what)

[Erin Jensen @EKL622]

I went out to water my plants and they were already freshly watered. How?? Amnesia? A friendly/intrusive neighbor? Magic? A ghost? 🤔

[Erin Jensen @EKL622]

I was scrolling through Twitter when an ad with my actual dog came up on my feed. Hi, Laney! Hi, Rita the Roomba (who you can't even see)!