Ethan Kye Winter

[teen vampire, aged 40 @witchesflight]

Happy Father’s Day to my dad. A few years back, I got an awful haircut and I was crying about it, and he came into my room and said “u have no idea how easy your life is. Do you know how hard it was for black female scientists in the 50s/60s?” (He just watched Hidden Figures)

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

Flightless mammal my ass this mf fly as hell

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

Goofy’s antics are risible, and Donald’s neuroticism is relatable. Mickey, however, stands for nothing, and thus falls for everything. I do not like the mouse.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

If I shenan once

I'll shenanigan.

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

(Mark Wahlberg listening to the Monster Mash) if it had been me working in that lab late that night it wouldn't have went down like it did

[Sinnoware 451 @Sinnoware]

If you're using slop to ask for a remaster from a studio who cares about genuine art, maybe you don't deserve it.

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[Trinity Nova | Witch Vtuber @TrinityNovaVT]

Moments like this can happen once in a life time

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Sam Neill has announced he is cancer free after 5 years of battling blood cancer.

“It’s time I did another movie.”

[Storm™ @dilophosaurid]

This should be making international headlines. Every alarm bell known to mankind should be ringing. This is dangerous and genuinely catastrophic

[RickRaptor105 @RickRaptor105]

The Moby Dick fandom is dying.

Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

[rune sword @runesword1]

i dont care if you’re the best swordsman in the realm. i’ve got a hundred guys with hammers who think i’ll make them rich if they turn you into mush

[Ethan Kye Winter @EKRocker17]

I CANT DO THIS SHIT ANY MORE THEYRE FUCKING LEGOS!!!!!!!! YOURE AN ADULT!!!! PAY TAXES!!!!

[Xer (End Wokeness!) @XeReeXee]

The new #LEGOBatman: Legacy of the Dark Knight unfortunately also has #Woke elements. They made Catwoman, Jim Gordon, and Batgirl black. Stop with the race swapping of White Characters! Hopefully they at least give us an option to change the skin color of the characters. 🤨

[jul 🐯➡️ ANNECY @papajoolia]

We worked on the aang movie for years with the expectation that’d we’d get to celebrate all of our hard work in theaters.. just to see
people unceremoniously leak the film and pass our shots around on twitter like candy.. (1/3)

[cain 𓃠 @wolfyaltwitch]

Person who has never knitted in their life: do you guys think I can knit the ryland grace cardigan

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

my music taste diverse as fuck. you can call me polyjammerous.. shit, you could even call me genrefluid

[imatoaster @imatoasterbibi]

#ProjectHailMary